have fitted one of those silly corner baths but that would have taken up so much space it didnât seem worth it. Anyway, itâs all newly done and comfortable and Iâm sure if I ask around we can get you some furniture together.â
Mac was a little taken aback. He opened the folded sheet. âThe boathouse?â
âActually, itâs above the boathouse. The first lifeboats used it, before we got the proper shed and slipway. Neil uses the downstairs to store his own boat and such but thereâs a separate entrance and it canât be more than ten minutes walk away from work so â¦â
Mac realized that he was really quite touched. Steven placed a second mug of tea beside his elbow. âThank you,â he said. âYou really shouldnât have gone to so much trouble.â
âOh, no trouble,â Steven answered for Rina. âRina and I went to check it out. The kitchen space is a bit small, but Iâm sure it will be fine for one and the views are to die for. Iâll make you out a list of essentials, for cooking, you know.â He frowned. âYou do cook, I suppose?â
âOh, leave the man alone,â Matthew told his brother. âOf course he doesnât cook. Heâs a policeman, they live on coffee and doughnuts.â
Mac stifled a laugh. âI can manage simple stuff,â he said, âand a list would be welcome, thank you, Steven.â
Steven beamed and Matthew awarded Mac a grateful smile, happy with anything that made his brother feel rewarded. When he had first met Rina the so-called brothers had been introduced to him as twins but he doubted the Montmorencyâs were even related, so different were they in appearance, though he had learned that they had worked for years as a double act and were always billed as a matched pair. The more he got to know them, the more Mac thought of them as being two parts of the same whole. Whatever the exact nature of their relationship, they completed one another in a way that Mac thought enviable, if a little disturbing. Heâd never, ever felt that close to another human being.
âTim is on his way,â Matthew said. âHeâs been rehearsing. He has an audition at that new posh hotel away up the coast.â
âOh?â Mac was curious. âAs Marvello or The Great Stupendo?â
âOh no,â Matthew told him. âHeâs put a stop to all that. Stupendo has seen his last action. Tim and the girls and Matthew and I had a ceremonial wig burning out in the garden. We sprinkled the ashes around the rose bushes. Rina thinks it might kill them but Iâm sure it will be all right.â
Mac nodded solemnly, thinking that it was about time Tim gave up on the clown act. For a start, he didnât really like kids and the make-up brought him out in the most awful rash. âGood for Tim,â he said.
âGood for me about what?â The tall, ascetic figure that wandered into the kitchen, had never, Mac thought, looked less clownlike.
âFor cremating Stupendo.â
The serious, almost severe face split into a broad smile, spoiling the effect but transforming the otherwise rather steely eyes. âI just couldnât go on,â he confessed. âThat last party just about did for me. Twenty-seven spoiled little brats â¦â
âNot to mention the choking incident,â Rina added.
âHmm, not to mention that. The parents had to pay for the carpet to be cleaned, I believe.â
âCarpet?â Mac asked.
âOh, the choking was followed by a bit of vomiting and a fair bit of hysteria,â Tim said airily. âMind you, they couldnât have blamed yours truly for it. I banked the cheque first thing the next morning and it cleared in only two days. Not bad, eh?â
âAnd this audition?â
âOh, purely an adult gig. Iâm putting a whole new act together for when they hire me.â He tapped his right temple,