and a great hole in the plaster where heâd bashed into it trying to skateboard. Bliss hadnât made any marks, but there were lots of discoloured patches on the pale carpet where Pixie had peed, just like a little puppy marking her territory.
I gave the door another pull and set off down the balcony.
âCome on, you lot,â I said.
I put my finger to my lips as we passed Old Kathâs flat. We all went on tiptoe â but Kathâs got these great bat ears that are always flap-flap-flapping. There was a tap from inside her kitchen window. I pretended not to hear and pushed everyone past, but Kath was at her front door while I was still trudging for the lift.
âHey, you kids,â she yelled, and she caught hold of Pixie. She moved quicker than a rattlesnake for all sheâd got a zimmer frame.
Pixie gave a little squeal. Old Kath kept hold of her firmly with her gnarled old fingers and made ridiculous coochy-coo noises as if Pixie was a little baby instead of a person.
âHowâs my little angel then?â said Old Kath.
âSheâs fine. The liftâs here. Come on, Pixie,â I said urgently.
âWhere are you going?â Old Kath asked, still with Pixie in her clutches.
âWeâre going to the adventure playground and Iâm going to be boss of the whole den,â said Baxter. âIâll shoot anyone who comes near,â he said, turning his arms into a machine gun and making mad ack-ack-ack noises.
âThatâs not very nice,â said Old Kath, because he was clearly aiming straight at her. âWhy arenât you kids in school? It is monday, isnât it, girlie?â she said to Bliss.
Bliss looked agonized and said nothing.
âYeah, itâs Monday, but weâve got an Inset day off school so the teachers can have a staff meeting,â I gabbled.
âHonestly! They never had that sort of thing when I was at school,â said Old Kath. She looked up the balcony towards our front door. âWhereâs your mum, then?â
âOh, sheâs just gone down the stairs. She doesnât like to use the lift because itâs so smelly,â I lied.
âYes, itâs them wretched lads. They pee there on purpose,â said Old Kath. She glared at Baxter. âDonât let me catch you weeing in the lift, young man.â
âNo, Iâll wee on you instead,â said Baxter.
Old Kath gasped. I grabbed Baxter and shook him hard.
âOh, wait till I tell your mum on you!â said Old Kath. She clutched her zimmer frame and hobbled to the edge of the balcony.
âWhere is she, then?â she said, peering down.
âOh, maybe sheâs gone to buy some cigarettes. Weâll catch up with her. Say sorry, Baxter, and come on .â
I pinched his arm really hard so that he blurted out a mumble that could have been sorry. Then I picked up Pixie and made a run for the lift, Bliss leaping after me, terrified of being left behind. We were in the lift before Old Kath could stop us.
âYou hurt me, you mean pig,â Baxter whined, examining the red mark on his arm.
âYeah, well, I meant to hurt you. All of you, I told you to keep quiet going past Old Kathâs. Sheâll still be squawking about telling Mum when we come back. She might even come stomping along to our flat, and then what are we going to do?â
âTell her to bog off,â said Baxter.
âStop that silly talk right this minute, Baxter,â I said, putting my face up close to his. âIf she finds out Mumâs gone sheâll tell someone. Maybe sheâll even go down the council office and send a social worker to see us.â
âWell, weâll tell them to bog off,â said Baxter, laughing stupidly.
âYes, and then theyâll lock us all up in a childrenâs home,â I said, as we clattered out of the lift. â Separate ones. And youâll probably end up in a special strict one