smiling. âDid you give her a reason to believe you were interested?â
âI suggested prenatal yoga. And vitamins. And good nutrition.â Judah kissed his niece on the top of her head. âWhat more can I do?â He glanced to Jackie, puzzled, very aware that Pete was trying not to snicker.
âYou offer to go with her to prenatal yoga,â Jackie said gently. âAnd offer to cook those nutritious meals for her. Things like that. And offer to rub her belly.â
âShe wonât let me rub anything of hers,â Judah said morosely. âIâm pretty sure she thinks her pregnancy is a result of my, um, mishandling of the situation.â
âIt was,â Sam said, unable to keep from tossing in his two cents.
âI used protection,â Judah said defensively, frowning when everyone started laughing. âWhat?â
âYou never read the box, did you?â Sam asked.
âThe box of what?â Judah knew he was the butt of some secret joke, but he wasnât certain why. Heâd come here for a little sympathy, and a bit of no-pressure, hands-on baby guidance. Not guffaws.
âCondoms,â Sam said. âCreed gave us all joke condoms.â
Judah blinked. âThereâs nothing funny about condoms.â
Sam grinned at him. âYou donât read directions.â
âIâm a man of action,â Judah shot back.
âAnd you fired away and asked questions later.â Sam nodded. âThatâs the reason youâre going to be a father.â
âNo,â Judah said, âmy box said something like âFor the Man Who Has Almost Everything.â That was the joke.â
His family laughed harder. Judah shrugged. âIt doesnât matter. Even if I begged to attend prenatal yoga, or promisedto attend a cooking school for pregnant parents, Darla would still be determined to marry Doc Skin-and-Bones,â he said. âYouâd think sheâd want a fellow with a little more muscle and meat to him. Those bronc busters always look like a string bean reverberating on the back of a horse to me. Iâd rather my sons have a man to look up to who has muscles,â he said with a sigh. âStrength.â
âMeathead,â Pete said, his tone kind. âYouâve got to quit letting Sidney bother you. Tell Darlaâwithout being an apeâhow you really feel about her.â
âI donât know how not to be an ape.â Judah stood, clapped his hat to his head, kissed the little girls goodbye. âThank you for letting me be an uncle who doesnât call before he drops in at bedtime. I promise not to make a habit of it.â
âCome anytime you like,â Jackie said, giving him a hug. âWe love you, Judah. We want you to be happy. Youâre a good man.â
âSometimes,â Sam said. âWhen heâs not a stupid man. Now can we go do something dangerous? Something thatâll really rock the epicenter of wild-n-crazy? Like maybe drive to the Sonic, at least?â
Pete thumped Judah on the back. âItâs always darkest before the dawn, dude. Itâll work out.â
âItâs pretty damn dark out there,â Judah said. âSheâs getting married in two days.â
âYou better rescue the princess tout suite then,â Pete told him. âYou can do it. Youâre a Callahan.â
Judah nodded. âThanks.â
âDanger, here we come!â Sam said, kissing his nieces and hugging his sister-in-law goodbye.
Judah shook his head. Sam had no idea just what kind of danger lay in wait. And he couldnât tell him.
âY OU DID NOT INFORM ME that babysitting was your idea of dangerous,â Sam said with a groan twenty minutes later, whentheyâd made their way to Creedâs house. Sometimes Creedâs sister-in-law Dianeâs three daughters stayed in the house with their little cousin, too, but tonight, it was just Creed
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