beautify her garden with gnomes in blue hats. Like Miss Montague, Mr. Capulet had no clue that his garden gnomes and lawn ornaments came to life when he was not around. In fact, the friendly competition between the two humans to have the best garden in their little town, Stratford-Upon-Avon, was, in its way, the source of the heated rivalry between the two groups of gnomes. Over the years, it had become Blues against Reds, and Reds against Blues. Every gnome on each side played his or her partâ¦even the pretty daughter of Lord Redbrick, the leader of the red gnomes.
âWow! A Cupidâs Arrow orchid!â Juliet exclaimed. She had just climbed a tree to get a better look at the flower growing out of the top of a neglected greenhouse. The derelict greenhouse was situated in an abandoned garden opposite the Montague and Capulet gardens.
âJuliet,â croaked a frog-shaped fountain named Nanette. âCome down from there! What if your dad sees you?â
As if on cue, the girls heard a booming voice.
âAaaargh!Juuu-liiiii-et!â shoutedLordRedbrick.
Hearing her fatherâs call, Juliet jumped. She lost her footing on the tree branch, and her toe sent a red apple flying. It crashed into a ceramic planter on the ground at Lord Redbrickâs feet. Juliet grasped another branch and swung through the air. She landed gracefully right on the spot where the planter had shattered.
âHi, Dad,â she said casually.
âJuliet! Do you want to get smashed to bits?â Lord Redbrick scolded her. He worried about his only daughter, wanting to keep her safe and sound in the garden. Unfortunately, Julietâs love of adventure made for constant tension between them.
âBut, Dad, that orchid will put the Blue garden to shame,â Juliet said excitedly. âI could get it. Itâs just across the alleyââ
âThis feud is none of your consternation,â Lord Redbrick interrupted. He liked to use big words, but he didnât always use them correctly.
âYes, it is,â Juliet replied. âI am a Red, after all.â
Lord Redbrick smiled tenderly at Juliet and said, âOh, honestly, you are just as impulsivated as your mother.â Lord Redbrick stared off into space for a moment, remembering Julietâs mother, who had gotten smashed in a gardening accident long ago. But before Juliet could take advantage of her fatherâs change in sentiment, he added, âNow, back where you belong.â
âI canât just stay tucked away on that pedestal all the time,â Juliet complained, reluctantly returning to her pedestal in the center of a lush green grotto that Mr. Capulet had lovingly made by hand.
âGoing into that alley, you could chip yourself!â Lord Redbrick continued as though he hadnât heard her. âOr worse!â
âSo what if I got a little chipped?â Juliet replied. It just wasnât fair! She loved her father, but she hated his rules. Sometimes she felt trapped in the Red garden.
âMark my words, young lady. You get a chip now, youâll regret it when youâre older! Just look at all my scratches and chips!â Lord Redbrick pointed to his arms and legs. They were covered with dents and dings from a lifetime of garden mishaps.
âBut I like your scratches and chips, Dad! Theyâre you!â Juliet replied. To her, Lord Redbrickâs scarred exterior meant that he had been somewhere and done something exciting.
âWell, they are not you !â Lord Redbrick exclaimed, exasperated. âWhen will you realize that youâre delicate?â
âIâm not delicate!â Juliet cried out, frustrated.
âSheâs definitely not delicate,â Nanette the frog chimed in.
âStubborn girl,â Lord Redbrick muttered as he walked away. As far as he was concerned, the conversation was over.
âIâll show him whoâs delicate,â Juliet said under her breath.
Victor Milan, Clayton Emery