able to get the attention of the owner.
âMy daughter hurt her leg climbing down the boulder face when the rope snapped.â I handed the frayed coil of rope over for dramatic effect. âShe canât walk, and Iâm afraid her leg might be broken. Is there someone you can call to take us down the mountain?â
âThere is a helicopter, but it is quite expensive,â he answered. âIt also usually takes an hour or two to get one to respond. You could carry her down before one arrives.â
âHow about a four-wheel-drive vehicle from town?â
âThey are not allowed to come up here.â
âI saw tractors and trucks on the way up here. What about them? How come theyâre allowed to drive up here?â
âThey have a special permit for harvesting, and that is all. They are not licensed to take passengers.â
The Swiss and their freaking rules. âWhat about a horse then? If I canât get a car or truck up here, what about a horse?â
âSorry. No horses. You carry her yourself or I can call a helicopter for you. It is $5,000 U.S. and it will be here in an hour or two.â
As if it would suddenly change the situation, he offered his advice. âYour daughter just took a little fall on my playground. Her leg is not broken. It may hurt, but it is not broken.â
âSo you are a doctor, then?â All pretense of civility evaporated. âYou can diagnose a broken leg without looking at an X-ray?â
âI have been a guide in these mountains all my life and have had a lot of experience with broken legs. There is bruising and swelling. It causes a grown man to cry out in pain. She has neither bruising nor swelling and makes no cry of pain.â
I couldnât help but wonder if his lack of conviction for the seriousness had any influence on whether a horse or four-wheel drive could come to the rescue. Fuming, I turned on the spot and while walking out the door said, âA mountain guide inspects his ropes daily. You should, too.â
I started to carry Katrina down the steep trail, trying my best not to slip on the gravel. It wasnât long before my knees ached, and the helicopter option wasnât looking too bad. âMaybe our insurance will cover the helicopter.â
âMaybe,â September said. âThereâs only one way to find out. I can go back to the restaurant and call the insurance company.â
A long time passed before she returned from the restaurant shaking her head. âThey donât have a proper phone, just a radio.â
I knew any amateur radio operator worth his salt could patch into the telephone network. I interpreted the situation as an unwillingness to help. Without a word, I picked up Katrina and proceeded down the mountain.
It was a long way down, but we took it one step at a time. About two hours later we arrived at the edge of town. âNow what do we do?â I was asking this question of myself more than of anyone else.
âNo idea. I guess we go to Tourist Information,â September replied.
Just then a woman walked up to us. It was easy to tell we were in a bind, since I was carrying an eleven-year-old girl around, talking frantically, and looking bewildered. She asked in English, âCan I help you?â
The Swiss speak four languages in their country, and English isnât one of them. Many in the tourist industry speak English, but it is unusual for someone from the general population. We were grateful once again for the help of a stranger.
After a brief review of the facts, our new friend explained, âThere is always a local doctor on call for emergencies.â She hailed us one of the infernal golf-cart cabs that we had grown to loathe and asked the driver to take us to Dr. Julen.
Dr. Julen immediately recognized us. âYou are the tandem family,â he said in perfect English. âI saw you a few days ago in the park. You were eating lunch, I