âI mean, hey, babe. Howâs tricks?â
âHa-Âha,â Sam said without inflection. âFunny. Are you Devon Bradet?â
âUm, yeah.â
âIâm Agent Rose, I left you a message about meeting today?â Sam said, holding up her badge for inspection. âDo you mind if I come in?â
âOh, right! The clone. Yeah, yeah, come in. Iâve been dying to meet you!â
She tilted her head to the side in confusion. âOfficer Clemens is the clone. She isnât working this case. Iâm here to ask you a few questions about your roommate, Henry Troom.â
Bradet held the door open and gestured to a set of mismatched chairs. His high-Âend holoset was paused in the middle of a shoot-Âout between blue-Âfatigued soldiers and aliens in red shirts. âDo you play?â Bradet asked.
âNo, Iâm not a big fan of guns.â And video games hadnât been at the top of the nunsâ list of acceptable entertainment at school unless you wanted to play Deidre Duckâs ABCs.
âAh, man, you ought to try this! Itâs benjo! The top gamersâ mags all say itâs the next big batty-Âfang.â
âIâm going to nod and pretend I keep up with youth culture,â Sam said. The way slang changed these days, she felt she needed a dictionary.
âHow old are you, grandma?â Bradet laughed, then suddenly sobered. âOh, wait. Clones donât live that long do they? That must have sucked goat balls living in a lab and never getting out. How are you supposed to have a conversation like a normal person if you never see what human culture is like?â
Samâs eyebrows went up. âOnce again, you have me confused with someone else. Iâm not a clone. Iâm a CBI agent, and I need to talk to you about your roommate. Whenâs the last time you saw Henry?â
âBut you are the clone!â Bradet protested. âMy boss at the radio station was the one who started the petition to get you removed from our district last September. Remember? I know all about you. Go ahead, ask me anything. I had the whole file memorized, and let me tell you, whoever made your fake backstory did a lousy job. There are holes in it a mile wide. Kills me.â
Now she wished sheâd brought Mac along. Heâd have either glared Bradet into submission or made a not-Âso-Âsubtle threat that would shut the idiot up. âMr. Bradet, I really donât have time to indulge in your conspiracy theories. Can we talk about Mr. Troom now?â
âOkay.â Bradet leaned forward in his chair, elbows balanced on his knees. âHow about tit-Âfor-Âtat. I tell you everything I know about Henry, and you give me the exclusive interview with the only known clone in the bureau? Howâs that sound? Pretty stellar, right? Am I right? You know Iâm right.â
What she knew was Bradet had had one too many cups of java this morning. âFirst, let me make this perfectly clear: I am not a clone. There is no conspiracy. There is nothing unusual about my birth or upbringing. Two, if you donât want to talk here, I can and will take you down to the holding cell and interrogate you there. That requires extra paperwork . . .â and the sheriffâs permission to borrow a holding cell â . . . and I hate paperwork. If you make me do extra paperwork, I will make it worth my while by not only asking about your roommate, but also putting you at the top of my suspect pool. How do you feel about a complete and thorough examination of your finances? Did you pay taxes for these lovely games donated to you?â Sam nodded and smiled. She tried to make it a sweet, nonthreatening sort of smile that sheâd always used to make Âpeople want to agree with her.
She was pretty sure it looked more like a grimace.
Somehow, sheâd lost the knack for smiling like that over the past year. Edwin once said