six-pack of Pepsi, and the bag of jelly beans Percy Darrow had ordered for his last meal, or about his demeanor as he sat in the electric chair, a leather hood covering his head and face.
âI bet Big Macs are the last meal of choice,â Charley Buckles said, his breathing still labored. âI mean, around the country.â
âI didnât think it would be sweetbreads,â J.J. said. Every time he was with Charley Buckles he felt like a straight man.
âIt could be a hell of an ad campaign,â Charley Buckles said. âYou get Ronald McDonald. And he says, âTo all my friends on death row, think McDonaldâs.â â
âI donât think thatâs appropriate,â Harold Pugh said.
âShit, what is?â Charley Buckles said. âGordy Sunday had cheese steak.â Gordon Sunday was the last man executed in the stateâs electric chair. âI was there. Representing the Osceola County coronerâs office. They called us coroners those days. A good word. Now itâs medical examiner. And even thatâs too much for some people.â He wheezed a cough. âThey say M.E.â He elongated the two letters: EMMMM EEEEE. âJ.J., I want you to promise that when I die, my obituary says that I was the coroner in this county for forty-two years, not some damn M.E.â
âIâll take care of it, Charley.â His beeper rang. It was Gerry Wormwoldâs callback number. The A.G. had wanted to attend Darrowâs execution himself, but his advisors had counseled that a potential gubernatorial candidate should keep himself aloof from the proceedings and use his office instead as a pulpit to accuse the anti-death-penalty protestors who had gathered outside of âcynically manipulating the system.â It was an attempt at even-handedness that his handlers thought might assist him in getting past his nickname. And so around the state at 4-H Club meetings and Rhino booster lunches, the A.G. did not miss an opportunity to toss in the phrase âcynically manipulating the system.â
J.J. dialed Wormwoldâs number.
âJ.J., whatâs the delay?â
âNo delay, General. The governor hasnât called yet.â
âYou think that Democrat son of a bitch Kennedy is stalling?â
âI think heâs waiting for the Twelfth Circuit to finish writing its decision.â
âTheyâll turn it down, right?â
âUnless hell freezes over. Then the governorâs office has to make sure copies get in the hands of all the involved parties.â
âI know what has to be done,â Wormwold said irritably. He paused for a second. âI just got off the phone with Niland. Murray Lubin wants to deal.â
I called that one right, J.J. thought. It was in the wind. âIâll put together a package.â
âToledo does time.â
âNo problem.â
âHeavy duty.â
âA touch.â
Wormwold hesitated. âWrite it up and run it past me in the morning.â J.J. was sure the A.G. had little interest in the Toledo case. He had something else on his mind, and he was having trouble getting to it. âYour wifeâs outside over there.â There it was. Poppy was getting airtime and he wasnât. He and Harold Pugh should compare notes. âTalking to all those TV boys.â Wormwold paused as if wondering if he should continue. He plunged on. âI know sheâs your wife, but . . .â His voice trailed off. He was not ready to come right out and say that Poppy was cynically manipulating the system. As of course she was. Better to leave it hanging.
âIâm giving the Parlance case to Maurice Dodd,â the A.G. said disagreeably after waiting an unseemly number of seconds for a response. âYouâve got a full plate.â
Surprise, surprise. âMaurice could use the exposure.â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âNothing at