Joelâs parents here in New York? Or his brother, the conducting prodigy, except I had no idea where to find him.
The phone rang again. I grabbed it.
He said, âVal? Iâm sorry. My hands are bad tonight. My fingers feel as if theyâre going to turn around and grow back into my palms, like with leprosy.â
âJoel,â I said desperately, âcut it out! Or Iâll call the Boston police and ask them to go make sure you donât stick your head in a plastic bag.â
âOkay, okay,â he said. âI shouldnât have called in the first place. I was just feeling stupid about New Yearâs. I didnât exactly cover myself with glory, did I? God, why do I do this stuff?â
Hugely relieved to hear him sounding human again, I said, âYou mean like calling girls you know in New York and getting them all depressed with you?â
âI do it all the time,â he said, with an evil chuckle. âI have hundreds of victims. Thereâs a regular subscription service: Tears by Joel, Moans and Lamentations. Next time I call Iâll read you some jokes and weâll have laughs instead, okay?â
I said, âDonât you know any jokes by heart?â
âI canât remember them,â he said. âItâll have to be strictly a literary exercise. Meantime, donât let me take you down. Make friends with your foreign guest. Who knows, maybe someday sheâll be in charge of pressing the red button and sheâll remember how nice Valentine was to her in far-off America, and sheâll refrain. Voilà , the world will be safeâfor another five minutes. Now, I really am going to be eating Fancy Feast for lunch if I donât get off the phone.â
âNo, Joel,â I said quickly, coming down with a thump. I needed to talk with somebody too, and there was no one better qualified to hear about Bosanka than Joel. âI have to tell you something, no kidding. Itâs serious.â
âNow whoâs in love?â he said lightly.
âNobody,â I said. âItâs magic, Joel. And itâs dangerous.â
I began to tell Joel about Bosanka Lonatz.
He didnât say a word, but when I finished the part about the leaf-taker in the jeans store, I heard a click at the other end of the line.
Joel had hung up on me again .
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â T HIS IS THE STUPIDEST, craziest load of baloney Iâve ever heard,â Peter Weiss said. âYouâre telling us Bosanka Low-Nuts is some kind of magical royalty? Thatâs crap! She puts out some weird vibes and youâre dippy enough to fall for it, thatâs all.â
Mimi snorted. âWhy should she need anybodyâs help, if she can turn people into kangaroos?â
Peter said, âWhere do you get off thinking weâre going to fall for this fairy tale, Val? Are you going into partnership with this weirdo, Val and Bosanka, Bullshit Inc.?â
I could tell he enjoyed giving me a hard time, Peter-style. He didnât even bother to look up from fooling around with a little screwdriver in the innards of what might have been a TV remote control unit, but he was smiling his wise-ass smile.
We were sitting together in the chem lab, Lennie and Mimi and Peter and me, waiting for Bosanka. It wasnât the whole Comet Committee, since Tamsin didnât go to Jefferson, and Lennie said the other girl couldnât make it. Four out of six would have to do.
Four out of six, and two of them were jeering at me openly for the story Iâd told them. Only Lennie was quiet, watching me with a brooding, slightly spacey expressionâremembering, I was sure, what Iâd told him about my last magical adventure while I was still recuperating from the aftereffects. I had been a little loose-mouthed about it all with him, as well as with Barb.
If only he would keep his own mouth shut now about my family talent. I tried to signal him with my