itâs clear the elder Phouk presents no threat to me.
âOkay, what the hell was that all about?â I say to no one in particular. I mean, I donât mind a trickster telling me heâs not going to trick me, especially the kind of trickster thatâs bound to never tell a lie, and, hey, itâs always nice to know youâve got backup when you need it. Allies seem to be in short supply, but I will admit that Iâm rather curious what changed his mind. He came in far too full of swagger to just tell me that heâs not going to trick me, and I doubt it has anything to do with him owing me a story.
Why would it matter if I was visiting my grandparents on that day so long ago? What? If Iâd just found my way there from some other property, would he have told me to prepare myself for all the Fae bullshit he could throw at me?
Iâm also wondering how he found me, and I know that his last name is familiar for some reason, but itâs not from before I became a sorcerer. I just canât quite put my finger on it. Heâs a trickster, so maybe Spencer knowsâ¦
Oh. Right. Thatâs the guy Spencer was screwing.
Coda finds her way over in a nonchalant fashion and leans against the desk. âWhat was that about?â
I return my attention to my notebooks. âSo you can tell the council all about it? Iâm not stupid, okay? Youâre not here to protect me, youâre here to keep an eye on me and see if I do anything juicy you can report to the Razor.â
â Raâsaar .â She grits her teeth. âHowâd you know?â
âI read a lot of fantasy novels. You guys arenât presented well there. In the ones where youâre more than slavering beasts who nap on a pile of stock options, youâre all conniving and manipulative. I figure the stereotype has to come from somewhere.â
I get a tooth-filled grin at that. âYour race did create ours with your most cherished values at the forefront.â
âGreat, another mythic with a grudge against her creators. You guys werenât supposed to be anything more than protectors, designed to be wanted by any sorcerer, and look at you all. You evolved, found new ways to spend your time, make money, annoy peopleâ¦â
âWhy donât youâ¦?â
I chuckle. âOh, I annoy plenty of people, Iâm sure.â
âObviously.â She folds her arms. âBut I meant to ask why you donât want a protector?â
I donât look at her for this. âTo need a protector implies that youâre in some way helpless.â I turn to the next page of my notes. âIâm through being helpless. If I need a dragon to protect me, Iâll turn into one.â I shoo her off. âYou can go back to your post if you want. Or go get yourself some lunch. Thereâs a decent burger place a little ways off, but donât order the large fries, youâll regret it.â
She doesnât move. âYou need to take this seriously. Tricksters may only be an irritation, but they tend to interfere at the worst of times. I would not trust what heââ
I donât look up from my notes. âHeâs Fae. He canât lie. Still, Iâm well aware there are plenty of ways around âweâll never darken your doorstepâ. First, he said his clan, he said nothing about himself. Next, theyâd never darken my doorstep, so getting to me through my family and friends is fair game. Also, he could quite literally mean darkening my doorstep instead of the original intent of the saying.â I glance at her. âMy mother would tell me stories about the Fae and all their myriad rules before I went to sleep. Iâm amazed I didnât have nightmares throughout my childhood.â I shrug. âWell, maybe I did, I donât remember much of my childhood.â
Coda silently nods. âI would take precautions though, my liege.â
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