and plants than you care about us. Weâre one step away from foreclosure, Darrow! We could lose everything!â
âYou worry too much, Gabby! Iâll sell some of the mature exotic trees to that landscape architect whoâs been needling me. Maybe Iâll get a night job! And if it turns out that we have to sell, Iâve got my eyes on a couple of things . . . another tropical plant nursery, or maybe this time a flower farm. Saw some for sale in Oregon, one in Carlsbad, another in Hawaii, and even one in New Zealand. Always wanted to go to New Zealand.â
Sell the Wonderland? Weeks ago, he said heâd never sell the Wonderland. New Zealand?
Mom had the same thought. âNew Zealand? I give up,â she said in a quieter voice.
âItâd be an adventure. Lifeâs supposed to be an adventure, Gabby!â
Iâd never heard him say that before.
But Mom didnât agree. âI donât want an adventure! I just want a normal life and not to worry about money. Youâre not going to get a better offer than the one Bob Lockwood gave you today. Weâd be on easy street. I donât understand what youâre waiting on . . . for us to lose everything?â
There was about a minute of quiet before Daddy said in a soft voice, âIâm waiting on a
sign
, Gabby.â
âYou and your
signs
.â
What does that mean, I wonderedâwaiting on a
sign
?
I lingered outside their room, motionless, until the hallway grandfather clock ticking beside me and the noise from the TV in the other room were the only sounds. I kept thinking that this is exactly what Quincy said his parents were like before they got divorced.
Right then, I wished that I hadnât heard their fight. My worry list kept growing.
Silently, I counted down from twenty to zero. Then, I knocked.
âItâs me.
Just
Zoe. Iâm back.â
âCome in,â Daddy said.
I turned the knob, cracked the door, and stuck myhead inside. They both tried hard to put those happy-to-see-you looks on their faces, but Mom looked tired and Daddyâs eyes had zero happiness.
âDid you have a good time with Grandpa and Nana?â Mom inquired.
I stepped inside their room. âYes,â I replied. The smile Iâd come home with had vanished.
Daddy stood from the chair where he was sitting. âThen why the sad look?â
I stared at the Reindeer parents and asked three questions. âAre you going to get a divorce . . . whatâs foreclosure . . . and whatâs a
sign
?â
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The Trouble/Worry/Problem Zapper
H ow long have you been listening?â Daddy inquired. His oh-no look was pasted on his face.
âLong enough.â I set the shopping bags on the floor.
Mom faked a smile. âLooks like your nana splurged on you.â
Does she really think itâs going to be that easy to change the subject? Think again, please.
âSo, are you guys getting a divorce?â I repeated.
âNo!â they replied in unison.
âWhat gave you that idea?â Daddy asked.
âIâm worried because youâre acting just like Quincyâs mom and dad did before they went splitsville.â
âSplitsville?â Mom asked.
âYeah, his mom and dad went splitsville becausethey were always fighting about money, and now you guys are doing the same thing.â
Daddy laughed.
Three Things Adults Should Never Do When Kids Are Being Extremely Serious
Laugh.
Try to change the subject.
Tell you to relax.
My parents were now guilty of two of the three offenses. I glared at him. âItâs not funny, Daddy.â
Daddy apologized. âSorry, Zoe. But we are definitely not getting a divorce.â
I stared at him and asked, âPromise?â
He patted my shoulder, then gave it a gentle squeeze. âI promise, Zoe. No divorce. Relax.â
Relax? Now they were guilty of all three offenses.
But somehow, the