well.
âYour dog had an accident,â announced Talbot.
I looked down. There on the grass was one of the largest dog dumps in all of dog-dump history.
âYou need a bag?â Kevin asked, pulling a blue plastic baggie from his back pocket.
âFor what?â I played dumb.
âThe poop.â This got everyone elseâs attention, and they stopped what they were doing to watch the showdown.
âWhat poop?â I asked.
âIris, Iâm not stupid. Hereâs the bag.â His tone seemed to have shifted from supportive to admonishing. I was embarrassed. I wished everyone would just focus on their own dogs and stop staring at me.
âIâm not cleaning up poop,â I said quietly. I wasnât about to let myself be degraded in such a demeaning way, forced to pick up poop from this animal that I didnât even like, while everyone watched like I was some sort of circus act.
âItâs part of the deal,â said Kevin. âIf youâre not sure how to do it, I can show you.â
âWho doesnât know how to pick up a dump?â asked Randy.
Everyone laughed, and I felt the waters rise swiftly all the way to my neck . Why was the world out to embarrass me? I contemplated just walking away from it all. But before my body had time to react, Roman took off again. In my anger, Iâd let go of his leash. I chased after him, shouting his name. And, to my surprise, he stopped running and waited for me.
âThank you,â I mouthed to him as I picked up the leash and walked back to the group, grabbing the small doggie bag out of Kevinâs hand. I approached the offending area. Sticking my hand in the bag, I picked up the poop, still warm through the plastic. I twisted the bag and waved it around, showing everyone I was capable of picking up dog poop. As I tossed the bag in the trash, Talbot came up to me with her dog. I wondered what the next rude thing to come out of her mouth was going to be.
âSorry about all that,â said Talbot.
âSorry about what?â I wasnât about to let her have the satisfaction of knowing she had angered and embarrassed meâ¦twice.
âItâs this thing I do. When Iâm uncomfortable, I find someone to pick on. That someone was you.â She paused. âIâm working on it.â
Her candor impressed me. When I made a mistake, I blew it off or pretended it never happened, but Talbot was willing to face her gaffes head on. It made it easy to forgive her.
âDo you like your dog? I could just take mine home with me!â She let Garrett lick her face.
âIâm not so into dogs,â I said.
âWell, what are you into?â she asked.
I shrugged. I didnât even know anymore. I guess lately I was into composing hit lists and making court appearances.
âThat guy seems like a jerk.â I motioned toward Randy, who was looking my way and laughing at meâprobably for the whole dog poop situation.
âDonât let him piss you off. Heâs nothing but a bully. I can tell. And sheââTalbot pointed to Shelley, who was sitting on the grass with Bruce, pulling up grass at the roots and then chewing on themââsheâs on her own planet. At least that guy seems nice. And maybe even cute if he ever took off that thing.â
I looked over at Oak. I wasnât the only one wondering what heâd look like without the hood.
âHe never takes it off,â I said.
âYou know him?â
âWe go to Santa Cruz High. But Iâve never even talked to him before today.â
âHey, what are you doing after this? It is summer vacation, right? Thereâs gotta be some fun to be had,â said Talbot.
âI have to head home,â I said.
âParents?â
âYeah.â I didnât get into the fact that at my place it was just parent , nor did I tell her that my afternoon would consist of preparing dinner for myself, and
Katherine Alice Applegate