Free The World's Worst Fairy Godmother by Bruce Coville Page A

chose. But this time, when I was free to write whatever I wanted, I loved doing it.
    Of course, you think about doing many different things when you’re a kid, but I kept coming back to the thought of being a writer. For a long time my dream job was to write for Marvel Comics.
    I began working seriously at writing when I was seventeen and started what became my first novel. It was a terrible book, but I had a good time writing it and learned a great deal in the process.
    In 1969, when I was nineteen, I married Katherine Dietz, who lived around the corner from me. Kathy was (and is) a wonderful artist, and we began trying to create books together, me writing and Kathy doing the art.
    Like most people, I was not able to start selling my stories right away. So I had many other jobs along the way, including toymaker, gravedigger, cookware salesman, and assembly line worker. Eventually I became an elementary school teacher and worked with second and fourth graders, which I loved.
    It was not until 1977 that Kathy and I sold our first work, a picture book called The Foolish Giant . We have done many books together since, including Goblins in the Castle , Aliens Ate My Homework , and The World’s Worst Fairy Godmother , all novels for which Kathy provided illustrations.
    Along the way we also managed to have three children: a son, Orion, born in 1970; a daughter, Cara, born in 1975; and another son, Adam, born in 1981. They are all grown and on their own now, leaving us to share the house with a varying assortment of cats.
    A surprising side effect of becoming a successful writer was that I began to be called on to make presentations at schools and conferences. Though I had no intention of becoming a public speaker, I now spend a few months out of every year traveling to make speeches and have presented in almost every state, as well as such far-flung places as Brazil, China, Ethiopia, and Bangladesh.
    Having discovered that I love performing and also that I love audiobooks, in 1990 I started my own audiobook company, Full Cast Audio, where we record books using multiple actors (sometimes as many as fifty in one book!) rather than a single voice artist. We have recorded over one hundred books, by such notable authors as Tamora Pierce, Shannon Hale, and James Howe. In addition to being the producer, I often direct and usually perform in the recordings.
    So there you go. I consider myself a very lucky person. From the time I was young, I had a dream of becoming a writer. With a lot of hard work, that dream has come true, and I am blessed to be able to make my living doing something that I really love.

    Hey, baby! You looking at me? I was born on May 16, 1950, in Syracuse, New York. In this picture I’m one year old.
    As a farm boy, I learned to drive a tractor when I was quite young.

    Reading was always important to me—anytime, anywhere.
    I planned to be a cowboy …
    But I ended up a boy scout. (From the look on my face, I think I just got away with something …)

    In 1969 I married Kathy. She lived right around the corner from me. She’s an artist and has illustrated twenty of my books. We have three children—Orion, Cara, and Adam.

    Here’s me at Buckshot Lake. Apparently no one told me I was supposed to sit in the boat.

    As a young father, I often functioned as a piece of furniture.

    Here’s me with my daughter. I swear I did not steal her candy!
    A rare sighting of my half-mad brother Igor (on the right), star of Goblins in the Castle . When I was an elementary school teacher, Igor would visit my classroom every Halloween to celebrate his birthday. For some reason the two of us were never seen together. It was a puzzling mystery. This is a picture of Igor posing with my wife’s little brother.
    Something has clearly gone very, very right!
    Often I give speeches about reading and writing. But sometimes I get a little carried away.

    No, seriously, I meant it when I said I get carried