Free The Rising Dead by Devan Sagliani Page B

in metal. I say you buy it. Fuck it. Why not? If anything it will make great conversation starter. Plus with a director this talented, and obviously insane, supporting their work now could lead to bigger and better things later, kinda like a clash of Tim Burton and Quentin Tarantino.”
    She extended her arm out, flinging the hard, plastic box like a Frisbee and connecting dead on with Parker's stomach. He stifled a cry. Max held up one last box cover and smiled, a little too wide in Parker's opinion.
    “And finally Queens of the Crimson Dawn . I was not ready for this one. It is nothing short of amazing. After the fall of every major government in the world a coven of witches joins forces with the oldest known female vampire on earth creating a super race of warrior hunters who rule the night, stalking down their helpless prey and serving up justice as they see fit! It's practically a requirement that all members either go naked or wear skin tight latex. The Queens move at lightning speed, kill without mercy, and take whatever they want. They can also shape shift too, by tricking humans into believing the spell they've cast over them is real, usually when they are seducing them. It's like True Blood meets the Craft meets Hunger Games. I found myself rooting for the bad girls to win the whole time. A world where women rule over men, treating them like nothing more than objects to be toyed with and sexed up before eaten and discarded? Makes a girl all warm and fuzzy on the inside.”
    Max paused for dramatic effect, letting her words sink in before starting again. She was good at this. No one could doubt that. She placed a single finger to her lips, gently biting the glossy, blood red nail and cocking her head around as she arched her back in a sexy pose that nearly knocked the breath out of Parker.
    “Sounds damn near perfect if you ask me,” she purred in a low, bedroom voice. “But don't worry your pretty little heads. I'd make each and every last one of you my personal sex slave.”
    Max pulled the game guitar off and set it aside, then rolled over on the bed like a playful kitten, knocking the remaining DVD's out of her way as she came to rest on her side. She stared into the camera, using one arm to prop her up on her side, allowing viewers to drink in her curvy bosom. It was no mystery to Parker or anyone else what her appeal was. She was like the sexy girl next door you always fantasized about but never had the courage to tell you had feelings for, the one who told you all her secrets, kept you on the hook, writhing, but never let you out of the friend-zone. It was as if that girl had gone bad, really bad, and it had made her ten times as hot, and a million times more unattainable.
    “Sadly, it's the end of summer,” she said. “You know what that means, right? Back to school hustle and bustle. Blah. Blah. Blah. Boring.”
    She pulled herself up, swinging her legs back and forth coquettishly over the edge of the bed. She leaned in toward the camera like she was planning on leveling with her fans, giving them a hard truth in a soft voice, with orders that she expected to be followed by her faithful hordes.
    “I've already updated my wish list with new toys you can buy for me, fan boys. You know who I'm talking to out there, Ubersnark and Death2Google . You better get me something good! What's in it for you? I'm glad you asked. It just so happens that when I was home this summer, I spent a lot of time at with my girlfriends and I took lots of sexy pictures and videos. Most cam girls put up a couple bikini pix and a topless shot, arm in front, to keep you at attention? Not us. We got a list of sexy cosplay you're bound to love. It starts with Star Wars , naturally, but it doesn't end there. How about we throw in some Nightmare Before Christmas , just in time for Halloween? Do I have you attention? We've also got 5th Element , Transformers , and a very special fully naked set of yours truly playing Black