impending arrival. She wonât be happy either.
I stand up, careful not to disturb my piles of paper, and step over them. Thereâs a circle of blank carpet marking where I was sitting. At least sheâll see how hard Iâve been working.
FIFTEEN
Alexandra
Samâs frumpy mother frowns at me from across the room. She is always frowning at me. Even when she smiles at me, itâs really a frown wearing a smileâs costume.
Itâs fairly safe to say Jessica Schnitt doesnât like me.
That feeling is mutual.
Even though Iâm one of Jessicaâs least-favorite people in the state of Indiana, if not the entire world, the woman insists on feeding me every time I come over. My guess is that she wants to make all of the thin people she knows fat like her. Natalie would absolutely die if she saw the things I am forced to eat at the Schnittsâ. Homemade macaroni and cheese. Deep-fried chicken tenders. Twice-baked potatoes smothered in some sort of creamy sauce. Itâs enough to make a girl go Sloane Fahey once in a while.
When the torture that is a Schnitt family dinner is overâin addition to the caloric-laden fare, I must also contend with Wyattâs sad attempts to both flirt with and impress meâSam and I head up to her room. My thus-far pasted-on smile melts away when I see the piles of âevidenceâ strewn across her beige carpeting.
âWhat is this?â I demand.
She fills me in on her afternoon activities. I manage to control my rage, but only just barely.
âYou traded in the sex tape for . . . this ?â I seethe. âWithout even asking me?â
Clearly, this isnât the reaction she was expecting. âNot the tape,â she says. âJust the affair part. This Ivy thingâit had to be a coordinated effort, right?â
âSo?â
âSo I was trying to figure out who. And why.â
I shake my head. I cannot remember a time when I have been more disappointed in Sam. I need to tack in a different direction.
âIt was me, stupid,â I hiss at her. â I am behind Ivyâs nomination.â
Sam stands there, her mouth forming a cartoon O. âBut why ?â she says finally. âWhy would you do that?â
âIsnât it obvious?â
She doesnât respond.
âSheâs my insurance policy,â I say. âMy secret weapon.â
Sam shakes her head. âI still donât get it.â
âLook,â I say, âno one hates Ivy. They pity her. And now that sheâs up for Homecoming Queen, theyâll be talking about her , not that New Girl.â
âOh. I guess that makes sense.â
This is not the entirety of my backup plan, of course. But Sam doesnât need to know about the rest. Not yet, anyway.
âSo why didnât you tell me?â Sam asks, a wounded look on her face. âI wouldâve taken care of it.â
Itâs adorable, how sincerely she believes that she alone could have convinced a significant portion of Spencer Highâs student body to vote a bona fide pariah into Homecoming contention. And do it without arousing anyoneâs suspicions or generating untoward gossip that could blow back on me.
âI needed to keep your hands clean,â I tell her.
She nods, but I can tell sheâs not buying it. Her job is typically keeping my hands clean, not the other way around.
âCan we focus on whatâs really important here?â I say. âErin Hewett and her eleven votes.â
âThatâs a good thing, right? I mean, she barely made the ballot.â
I fight the urge to roll my eyes. âShe got eleven votes after being in my school for all of two days . Thereâs no telling where sheâll stand in the polls a week from now.â
Thereâs no doubt in my mind that Erin Hewett is a threat that needs to be neutralized. I wonât have her waltzing in here at the eleventh hour and stealing Homecoming right