desperate for peace and quiet but knew he was not going to find it anytime soon.
âWell, well,â Mrs. Helmsley said as he walked in.
âMorning,â he said, shielding his eyes. Behind her was an entire wall of wide-open windows, through which the glorious morning sun was shining brightly.
âWhatâs the matter with you?â
âI have a headache.â
âFrom what?â
âI stayed up late planning a pizza party for my new friends.â
âVery funny. Have a seat. I got all the goods from Pam Yuler last night. She was not impressed with your behavior at the interview. She said you swore. You were late. You asked for at least two cigarette breaks.â
âI got the job, didnât I? Isnât that what I went there for?â
âYou got the job because those people are driving everyone else at Common House crazy.â
âNo way.â
âBut Mrs. Yulerâs not very confident in your ability to do anything good with them. The word she used to describe you was âunderwhelming.â Do you know what that means?â
âIs that even a word?â
âItâs the opposite of overwhelming. It means that rather than leaving her in awe of your abilities, you left her wondering what sheâd just gotten herself into, and whether or not itâs going to lead to a bigger mess than the one sheâs already anticipating.â
âI can fix that in a second if thatâs her biggest problem.â
âYou cannot,â said Mrs. Helmsley, pointing a rigid finger at him. âAnd you will not. You have less say on this project than anyone.â
âYeah, why is that anyway?â
Mrs. Helmsley ignored the question. âIâve arranged to give you some support. Sheâll be here any minute.â
âSupport?â
âYes. Someone to help you get started and lead you along until you figure out what youâre supposed to be doing.â
âI donât need support. Last night Mrs. Nixon told me Iâm the only one in the school who could do the job.â
âShe did, did she?â
âYes, she did. And she was serious.â
âWell, thatâs not the impression you left with Mrs. Yuler.â
âSo Mrs. Nixonâs out and Mrs. Yulerâs in?â
âMrs. Yuler asked if there was someone available who could help you. I said Iâd have a look around. Lo and behold, I found someone. You are not going to be allowed to slough this off, Rooster. The proud name of our school has been attached to this project. Iâm sure the local newspaper will be involved at some point.â
Rooster shook his aching head. âDid you say âShe,â at least?â
âYes. Itâs a she.â
âDo I know her?â
âYou most certainly do.â
Rooster smiled. âIs she cute?â
âIâve always thought so.â
Rooster began to think about who it might be. Logic said Jolene would be the best choice since she was someone he obviously got along with, but she still did not know anything about the project. Was it possible that Mrs. Helmsley had called her in first thing this morning to discuss it with her?
âIs it Jolene?â he said, hopefully.
âNot on your life. Iâm amazed her parents still let you go out with that girl.â
âWhy?â
âYouâre a bad influence, thatâs why.â
âHer marks have gotten better since we started going out.â
âNo thanks to you. Itâs a credit to her theyâve gotten better. If she were my daughter, Iâd have grabbed you by the scruff of the neck and thrown you out months ago.â
âWell, thatâs something youâll never have to worry about.â
âI beg your pardon?â
âWould you tell me who it is, please? I hate surprises.â
âNo. Sheâll be here in a minute.â
Rooster slumped back in his chair and briefly covered his eyes.