âShort Vincent.â
âWhere else?â said the hackie. The cab drove there by itself.
Chapter Sixteen
Short Vincent was a five hundred foot block between E. 6 th and E. 9 th downtown. Five hundred feet of earthy pleasures, neon come-ons and bad memories poorly recalled.
I paid the hackie and climbed out. I pushed my way through the throng, past the French Quarter, featuring the Bare-ly Burlesque Revue, past Mickeyâs Show Bar, where dentists from Dayton shared bottles of bubbly with young women of negotiable affection. I pushed on till I reached it, the cityâs premier watering hole, Morris âMushyâ Wexlerâs Theatrical Grill.
I was glad of my vicuna topcoat when the doorman opened the portals and permitted me entry. It was a rug joint. Waiters in tuxedos serving drinks, Oysters Rockefeller and more drinks to plushy upholstered booths crammed with movers and shakers. I goggled the first booth, the famed barristerâs table. They were all buttoned down and Brooks Brotherâed save for two men in sharkskin suits, dark shirts and loud ties. Mob attorneys.
I looked deeper into the room. My plan was a hallucination sketched on tissue paper. All I knew for sure was it required the presence of Mushy Wexler. Iâd read up on him. Heâd retired from the rackets to become a snooty
restaurateur
but heâd made his pile running a horseracing syndicate and the head mucks of the Bloody Corners Gang werenât strangers to his table.
They wouldnât be dining with Mushy tonight of course. They were eating bologna sandwiches down at central lockup. Tee hee.
I spotted him, had to be. A dapper old gent alone in the elevated back booth, the one with the unobstructed view and the telephone on the table. He was inspecting a waiterâs tray. The waiter did an about face and returned to the kitchen.
I checked my topcoat and parked myself at the enormous horseshoe-shaped bar. The barkeep plunked down a napkin-wrapped basket of salt sticks. âFresh from our own bakery! Whatâll it be?â
Growing up in Youngstown gave me very limited experience with rug joints. Iâd seen plenty of nightclub swells in the movies though. âMake it a Rob Roy.â
âYes sir, whatâs your flavor?â
âExcuse me?â
âWhat brand of Scotch do you prefer?â
Scotch, ugh. Old man hooch that smelled of peat bogs. âWhatever you recommend.â
âAnd sweet vermouth, dry vermouth or 50-50?â
âWhatever you recommend.â
The barkeep went to work, I tried not to look. Mushy Wexler hurried to greet an elderly man and a mink-draped matron who had shuffled in from the cold. âYour Honorâ said Mushy above the din, or âSenatorâ or âGovernor.â One of those important
or
words.
My tissue paper plan curled up and blew away. I wasnât going to be able to drop a stray comment about the murdered cop to the barkeep, sit back and see who sidled up for a chat. The Theatrical wasnât a well-lubricated mob hangout. The Theatrical was formal as a church.
Or was it?
An otherworldly apparition appeared. A platform rose and locked into place several feet behind and above the horseshoe-shaped bar. On it sat a sloe-eyed bottle blonde in a sparkly dress and a slight Negro at a baby grand. The blonde sang,
âThis town is full of guys, who think theyâre mighty wise, just because they know a thing or two...â
The long-fingered pianist darted in and around her vocal.
âYou can see âem all the time, up and down old Vine, tellinâ of the wonders they can do, hoo hoo hoooo...â
I nibbled my Rob Roy. It tasted fine, if you liked peat moss.
â
Thereâs con men, boosters, card sharks, crap shooters, they congregate around the Metropol,â
sang the siren as three young men took seats at the bar, four stools down, closer to the door.
I rested the back of my head against my hand and looked them