down.
âThis is the first moment Iâve had alone since we came aboard,â Rose said.
âAh, Rose, youâre not alone now,â I said.
The women laughed. âWe know what she means,â Lucy said. âAlone in this instance means sans child.â
âAnd in-laws,â Rose said.
âYeah, Rose, how is that?â Esther asked. âVacationing with your in-laws? And your husband got out of it?â
Roseâs face got a pinkish tinge to it. âMy husband died in a car wreck three years ago â with no insurance. Iâve gone back to school to get a degree so I can get a job. Meanwhile, the boys and I are living with Mr and Mrs Connelly.â
âIâm so sorry,â Esther said, putting her hand atop Roseâs. âBut that really sucks â having to live with them. Mr Connelly seems like aââ
âBit of a control freak?â Rose supplied.
âI was going to say asshole,â Esther said.
Rose laughed. âRight on both counts. Thirty years in the air force, last ten as a colonel, makes for a tight ship. Did I mix a metaphor there?â
âNo,â Lucy said. âOnly one metaphor. Just seemed like it because you mentioned the air force, then a navy metaphor.â
âRight,â Rose said, giving Lucy âthe obviousâ Tulia a look.
âHey,â Mike said, âdonât mind her. Sheâs a teacher. And when she drinks she gets even worse! After two beers she not only corrects my grammar, she cuts my meat up for me.â
Lucy hit him on the shoulder. âI have to!â she told the rest of us. âHis grammar is atrocious. And Iâm sorry about the metaphor, Rose!â
Rose laughed. âDonât worry about it. But,â she said, turning to Esther, âspeaking of husbands, whereâs yours?â
âNever had one,â she said. âMet a gorgeous guy at a bar one night,â she said, glancing at Lance who sat beside her and slipping her arm into the crook of his. âI figured I had the smarts, he had the looks, weâd make a great baby. I was right about that â sheâs smart
and
beautiful. The guy doesnât know though. Never got his last name!â She laughed and finished off the Scotch in front of her. âGod, I canât believe I just said that to you guys! I mean, youâre my best friends, and all, but youâre still perfect strangers!â And she got a good case of the giggles.
We all laughed with her. âI know. I canât believe what I said about my in-laws,â Rose said.
âYour mother-in-law seems OK,â Lucy said.
âHave you ever read that book,
The Stepford Wives
?â Rose asked.
âOh!â we almost all said in unison.
âIs this what yâall do when you get together? And by yâall, I mean you hens. Just sit around and talk bad about people?â Mike said.
âAh, honey, if only you werenât here!â Lucy said and laughed.
âBy the way, Mike, Iâm gonna get an earful about your use of the word âhensâ when we get back to our cabin,â I said.
He doffed an imaginary cap. âMy apologies, ladies. Iâm sorry I called all you bitches hens.â
âNow, thatâs more like it,â my wife said.
FOUR
Johnny Mac â Day Three
â Y ou did what?â Joshua said, grabbing Johnny Mac by the arm.
âI told her to pick us up at one oâclock,â Johnny Mac said, a little afraid of this big boy with the stranglehold on his arm.
âYou stupid shit! The childrenâs pavilion closes at ten!â
âBut itâs after midnight now ââ Johnny Mac said, tears stinging his eyes. Donât cry, he told himself. Donât let this bully see you cry!
âAnd I coulda told them some story! Now weâre in big trouble!â Joshua tossed Johnny Mac and his arm aside and paced the emptying pool area. âSo the rest of you,