really
stealing
cats. Maybe heâs
rescuing
cats. Maybe heâs a good guy, not a bad guy.â
âI donât know about that,â Bub said. âStealing is stealing even if your motives are good. Think what would happen if everybody took it into their heads to ârescueâ other folksâ possessions.â
My mom would have to work even more overtime, I thought, and I was about to say so, but the phone rang and Bub got up from the table to answer it.
It is funny how sometimes one thing leads to another. Later, we found out it was Jo, Bubâs niece, on the phone. Jo is a student at the university. The dryer in her dorm was broken. She called to ask if she could use Bubâs.
If the dorm dryer hadnât broken, Jo wouldnâthave called. If Jo hadnât called, Bub never would have left us alone when he did.
And if Bub hadnât left us alone, Yasmeen would have told
him
her idea, and he would have said it was too risky, and we would have forgotten about it.
So in a way, everything that happened next was because the dryer in Joâs dorm at the university broke down two days before Halloween.
Chapter Twenty-one
Yasmeenâs crazy idea was this: Spread the word that Luau was a neglected cat, too, a cat that badly needed rescuing. College Springs is a dinky town. If we told enough people, pretty soon the thief would hear about itâsame as he must have heard about Kyle âtorturingâ Halloween. When that happened, the thief would go after Luau.
âAnd thatâs when we get him!â Yasmeen said.
There was a pause, and during the pause I expected her to say, âHa-ha.â
Only she didnât.
So finally I had to say,
âWhat?â
And Sophie said, âWow, Yasmeen. I never saw before why people said you were smart, but now I finally see because that is just
so smart
ââ
âHeyâarenât your lips supposed to be zipped?â I said.
âDonât be rude, Alex,â Yasmeen said. âThank you, Sophie.â
âOh, thatâs great, now youâre ganging up on me, not to mention poor, innocent Luau. . . .â
My cat had been peacefully watching the glamorous leopard on TV, but now his ears perked up and he said, â
mrrrrf
,â which meant,
Did I hear my name mentioned?
âI admit the plan still has some bugs that need working out . . . ,â Yasmeen said.
âNo, it doesnât,â I said. âNo bugs because no plan. Not gonna happen.â
âListen a minute,â said Yasmeen.
âNo.â
âSeriously.â
âNo.â
âWe could fix it so Luau isnât in any danger,â she said. âWe could be
really
careful.â
I crossed my arms over my chest and shook my head. Luau, meanwhile, jumped off the recliner and walked toward us. I expected him to hide under my chairâseeking protection from the crazy person with the crazy planâbut Luau, that traitor, jumped into Yasmeenâs lap instead.
âSee?â she said. âHeâs volunteering.â
âYou get down from there!â I said.
Sophie interrupted. âI could keep him safe if I had the right equipment. I could âwireâ him like the FBI does. You know, hide a radio transmitter on his body so we could hear whatever was happening to himââ
âThat is totally insane,â I protested. âI mean, apart from everything else, donât you geniuses see the obvious problem? People wear clothes. Cats donât. Where are you going to hide a transmitter?â
âA collar would be enough,â Sophie said. âIf the transmitter is small, it could dangle from it. Are there stores for teensy transmitters? I betI could take something apart. Like a wireless phone? Or a walkie-talkie? It has to use radio wavesââ
As soon as Sophie said it, I remembered Yasmeen already had precisely the right source for such a transmitter.