Free Zen and the Art of Vampires by Katie MacAlister Page A

the path of the dead.”
    â€œSo I gathered. Better you than me, although I have to say that Karl and Marta seem like nice enough people. Er . . . ghosts. But still, I’m sure they’ll be delighted to know you can help them.”
    â€œIt is the job of the Brotherhood. I will be the light the lost ones seek,” she said simply.
    I sipped my wine. “This is probably out of line for me to ask, but don’t you find those Brotherhood people a little too . . . well, intense, for lack of a better word?”
    She frowned a little frown. “Intense? What do you know of the Brotherhood?”
    I shook my head. “Not much really, nothing other than some connection to northern lights and the moon.”
    â€œThe light has its power in the moon,” she said in all seriousness. “But I see it is not that which disturbs you most. You were afraid of the Brotherhood?”
    â€œNot afraid, just a little uncomfortable,” I hedged, not mentioning how Kristoff had threatened me.
    She was silent for a moment, sipping her wine before she leaned forward. “You are mundane.”
    I was a bit taken aback by the comment. Did she just insult me?
    â€œYou are not of our world, but you have kind eyes, and you have seen much tonight that most people will never know exists. I will tell you about the Brotherhood so that you will understand why they are intense. There is darkness in the world. You have felt it, have you not?”
    â€œYou mean like terrorists and such?” I asked, confused.
    â€œNo, that is part of the mundane world. I speak of true darkness—Dark Ones, they are called, although they are better known as vampires.”
    â€œVampires!” My urge to laugh died with a glance at her serious expression. Clearly she believed what she was saying. . . . That or she was a very good actress going to a whole lot of trouble to pull my leg.
    â€œYes. They do not like that term because people fear vampires, and they wish for the world to view them as victims, rather than as the evil murderers they are, but you must not let yourself be fooled. They are born of darkness, and carry it within them, spreading their evil like a disease. You know that they have no souls?”
    I blinked a couple of times and shook my head.
    â€œIt is so. They are born without them, damned just as demons are damned, only they do not bear the stench of Abaddon on them so noticeably.”
    â€œAbaddon being . . . hell?” I guessed.
    â€œMore or less, yes. The vampires have existed since the beginning of man’s time, hoping to dominate them, to infect them with their darkness until all the light is gone from the world. The Brotherhood seeks to destroy them, to wipe out their evil, to cleanse the world of the poison that they would use upon innocent people.”
    â€œGood god,” I said, seeing the truth shining in her eyes. “How can this have been going on and no one in the—what did you call it? mundane world—knew it existed?”
    â€œThe Dark Ones are very clever,” she said, sitting back. “They hide themselves with mortalkind, blending in so that their evil is not discovered until it is too late. But the children of the light have existed through the ages to find them, to cleanse them of their darkness.”
    â€œWow,” I said. “I’m just . . . I guess I’m flabbergasted that this has been going on around me and I had no idea. Vampires! We’re talking about the same thing, right? Wait—are we talking about the sexy Frank Langella type of vampires who seduce women, or the Gary Oldman-scary bun-head guys who kill people?”
    Anniki frowned. “I do not know of this scary bun-head people you speak of, but I assure you, there is nothing romantic about the Dark Ones. They are heartless, soulless fiends who want only their own domination over the mortal world. And they are nearly impossible to kill.”
    â€œReally? So the old