much of one.
âWicked bad,â I assure her.
âCindy, what do you think?â
In a surprise move, Cindy decided to come shoe shopping in normal shoe stores with us today. Since sheâs a little starstruck by Karen, I think I know why she agreed to tag along.
âThey look good,â is about all she can manage around the slobber in her mouth.
âI think Iâll get them,â Karen decides. She frowns at me. âYouâre not into the spirit of the shoes, Lou. Youâve only tried on one pair.â
Even shoes canât take my mind off my troubles. Iâm a bit distracted. âJust enjoying new shoe smell,â I tell her. âItâs almost as good as new car smell.â
Karen sniffs. âI never fully appreciated the new shoe smell before.â
âItâs really strong at Red Wing,â Cindy offers. âLots of leather in those stores.â
âWeâre not going,â I mutter to her. âAnd stop drooling. Itâs embarrassing.â
Runway style, Karen flounces over in the killer red pumps. âLeave her be, Lou. She can drool if she wants. I donât mind. Iâm used to it.â
Have I mentioned that Karen doesnât have a humble bone in her body? She was born beautiful. Iâve seen baby pictures of her. She carries them with her. Karen has no conception of what itâs like to be unattractive. Or even normal looking.
âIâm starving,â I say. âLetâs go have lunch.â
Even frowning, Karen is nothing short of stunning. âBut Iâve only decided on this one pair. Iâve never gone home with only one pair of shoes.â
âWe can always stop back on our way home,â Cindy suggests. âTruth is, Iâm starving, too.â
Karen shrugs. âOkay, but only on one condition. You buy these shoes, Lou. Youâd look great in them.â
The shoes arenât made for walking. Theyâre sex shoes. The kind of shoes a woman wears with a strapless corset, garter belt, and thigh-high hose. Due to current circumstances, theyâd go wasted in my closet. On the other hand, the shoes might get a reaction from Terry Shay should our paths ever cross again. Those shoes would get a second look from a priest.
âOkay.â I cave. âBut only because Iâm hungry.â
I leave the shop wearing the shoes. Iâm nearly as tall as Karen in them. Poor Cindy looks like a midget as we stroll down Fifty-fourth toward a little café the models frequent. The place has wonderful soups and salads. As we walk, Karen whips out her cell and makes a call. She says sheâs headed to the café and hangs up. I lift a brow.
âJust letting my service know where Iâll be,â she explains.
Thatâs odd. Wouldnât her service just call her if they need her? Would her agency actually grab a cab and come running to the café if they had to discuss business? Mine wouldnât. Maybe I should switch.
Itâs a lovely day for winter in New York. The Christmas lights still twinkle in the trees. Itâs chilly, but not freezing. Iâm envisioning the Cobb salad smothered in blue cheese Iâll have, when it happens.
The unthinkable.
I step in gum.
Gum!
On my brand-new pair of four-hundred-and-seventy-five-dollar shoes!
Rarely do I say the F word. Where I come from, the F word is not like saying âoh, shootâ like it is in New York. I say it now.
Karenâs head swings toward me. We had this rhythm going, the three of us walking down the street like Charlieâs Angels. Iâve thrown the whole line out of sync. Cindy stumbles. She actually trips over the F word. She never heard that word growing up in her house.
Karen repeats the F word. âHe must have been at the Starbucks on the corner to have gotten here so fast.â
He? Starbucks? Whatâs Karen talking about? I slide my shoe along the pavement as we walk, hoping to dislodge the wad