beast,â I bark. âNow beat it before I destroy you once and for all!â
But my serious threats do not drive him away. Next thing I know, that little monster flies off the fence, right into the Dog Park! As soon as his feet hit the grass, he scampers toward the giant tree.
Ha! If thatâs how he wants to play, he picked the wrong opponent. âIâve got you now, you nasty creature!â I bark, taking off after him.
His fat, fluffy tail swishes tauntingly as he runs. I can already taste that disgusting fur in my jaws. Iâm about to snap when he flees up the trunk in an ominous racket of clickety-clacky-clacks. Uh-oh! Hattieâs up there!
I paw the bark of the giant tree, snarling and growling furiously. âLeave Hattie alone, you menace!â I bark. âOr youâll have to answer to me!â
Fortunately, the rustling and swaying branches tell me he has enough sense to avoid the squirrel house. I drop down in the shade and curl up for a well-deserved rest.
Then my ears detect familiar sounds through the fence. The jingling of dogs. If only I could get excited.
âIs that you, Fenway?â Patchesâs lovely voice calls.
I slump a bit lower.
âHe looks like he lost his best bone,â I hear Goldie mutter.
âPoor guy,â Patches says. âIt reminds me of the first time our sweet Angel left the leashes on their hooks, forgetting all about them. You parked yourself at the door and sulked and stewed and didnât move. Not even at supper time.â
âMe?â Goldie huffs. âI believe you were the one who whimpered and carried on like a puppy when she went out without us that day. She practically shut the door on your nose, like you werenât even there.â
Patches sniffs. âShe ran out without giving us so much as a pat.â
âWell, a dog canât keep living in the past,â Goldie says. âWhatâs done is done.â
Patches sighs. âStill, I canât help but remember the good times.â
âWhatâs the point?â Goldie says, then calls over to me. âHey, Fenway. Do yourself a favor and move on without that short human. Youâre only making yourself miserable.â
âHave a little sympathy,â Patches says. âCanât you see the pain heâs in?â
Itâs all too much to bear. âLeave me alone,â I cry.
âSee?â Patches says.
âHey, Iâm only trying to help,â Goldie says. âIs it my fault if the little guy wonât listen to my advice?â
âThereâs advice and then thereâs wise advice,â Patches says.
âAnd I suppose yours is wise?â Goldie grumbles.
âFenway,â Patches says kindly, âwe know from experience how hard it is to move on. But believe me, life without your short human isnât as bad as you think.â
âThatâs your wise advice?â Goldie says.
Patches ignores her. âListen, Fenway, at first, we couldnât accept it. But as time went on, we got used to entertaining ourselves.â
âThatâs right,â Goldie says. âInstead of swimming in the pond, now we lie in puddles.â
âYou mean we splash in the wading pool,â Patches corrects.
âSpeak for yourself,â Goldie says with a growl. âI lie in puddles.â
âIn any case,â Patches goes on, âweâve found ways to adjust. And you will, too.â
I want to ignore them, but a sense of fury rises upthrough my fur and consumes my entire body. In a flash, Iâm charging over to the fence. âMaybe thatâs working for you,â I say. âBut I could never live without My Hattie. I am going to get her back.â
âNow, Fenway, I know youâre determined, but . . .â Patches says, her eyes sad and wincing. âHave you actually thought about what a gargantuan task that would be?â
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