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On the way there, she asked Tigger a battery of questions about Leeâs health, diet and lifestyle, though she never asked his name. Once there, she jumped out of Armstrong and ran to the voice-access bell push.
She said something and headed back. Within a minute, two other females had opened the door and joined us.
Between them, they bundled Lee into the house without asking for help from either Tigger or me.
âHey, Doc,â I shouted, but not too loudly, âwill he be able to play the violin when youâve finished with him?â
âSure he will,â she said, giving me a smile.
âThat is fucking amazing, Doc, âcos he couldnât play a note up till now.â
It got a laugh and broke the tension. Even Tigger smiled nervously.
âIâd better stay and see heâs okay,â he said. âHow much do I owe you?â
âMake it 20 quid,â I said, bumping the mileage rate. Tigger handed over two £20 notes without blinking and stood in front of me weighing up the rest of his roll of notes.
âIâd better make a donation or something,â he said vaguely. âDoc looks after us, you know.â
âSheâs very impressive,â I offered, realising how difficult it was to fold money while wearing plastic gloves.
âNever preaches, never grasses.â
âA real saint. See you around.â
âYeah. Iâll be in touch. Owe you one.â
He pointed a finger at me like a gun then skipped up the stairs and into the safe house.
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On the Thursday, Tigger rang and arranged a meet for the Friday night for another little driving job. I agreed to meet him at 11.30 in Lambeth, near the hospital and the Elephant and Castle tube station.
The mention of a hospital prompted me to ask after Lee, but Tigger seemed vague and uninterested, dismissing me with: âYeah, yeah, heâs fine. See you tomorrow and donât hang about.â
He was no more forthcoming the next night. I watched him walk, jog and hop through the streetlight towards Armstrong and put it down to his normal hyperactive self. His natural mode of movement seemed to be based on a Michael Jackson video played backwards.
âYou can leave the cab here,â he said through my window. âThe vanâs round the corner.â
âHi, there, Tigger, good to see you,â I said sarcastically. âHowâs Lee?â
âHeâs going to be all right,â Tigger replied without looking at me. âIâm going to look after him. Come on, weâve got to get this shit over to Globe Town.â
âWhat? Back over the river?â I fell into step beside him, although Tigger would never be able to say âWalk this way,â as no-one else could.
âYes. Same place as last time.â
âWhy? Isnât there anywhere around here we can dump it?â
He held out a set of keys as we turned a corner. Twenty yards away was a parked white Transit van.
âItâs got to be Globe Town and Iâll make it worth your while, because this could be the last run.â
âHow worth my while?â I asked, pulling on the pair of leather gloves Iâd remembered to bring.
âDouble.â
âOkay. I can be bought.â
I slowed down as we turned off Roman Road and approached the junkyard.
âJust go in the yard and turn round this time,â Tigger said quietly.
âWhatâs up?â I was instantly nervous and ready to hit reverse. âDoes the alarm system work all of a sudden?â
âNo, nothing like that, Iâve just found a better place. Trust me, Angel. Stay in here and let me do the dirty work. Keep the engine running if you want. Trust me, thereâs nobody here.â
I eased the van through the half-open gate advertising Hubbardâs Yard and swung it round in a circle, killing the lights in the process. I left the engine ticking over.
âI wonât be long,â
Marina Chapman, Lynne Barrett-Lee