and, unable to regain his balance, toppled with a shout. His fall sent another gentleman reeling who, reaching out desperately, clutched the fat lady so that, screeching, she fell with him, much to the resentment of her husband. Their tumble knocked down a young nursemaid who did not relinquish her grip on her open umbrella as she went down. The umbrella netted a lady who had spent several hours arranging an ornate coiffure so as to impress the admirer who waited on the dock. Temporarily blinded both by the umbrella and her tumbling coiffure, she threw up both arms, shrieking. Her wrist caught a mincing macaroni under the chin, causing that already afflicted gentlemanâs eyes to cross as he sagged to his knees. Grabbing out for support, he caught the skirts of a nearby lady of rather flamboyant dress, who had been so taken with Dr. Victor that sheâd not noticed the macaroni. She turned without hesitation to the gentleman beside her and slapped his face. His wife, incensed, demanded to know what heâd been doing to âthat hussy.â The âhussyâ objected. Physically. Those striving to separate them stumbled over the fallen and began to quarrel. Everyone was tired and cross from the rigours of the journey, and within seconds the situation had deteriorated into widespread chaos.
Trapped in the midst of a shouting, outraged mob, the very development he had striven to avoid, the First Officer vented his fury on Dr. Butterworth and informed him this was all his doing and heâd be fortunate indeed not to lose his situation. With decidedly vulgar explicitness, the doctor told the officer just what to do with the position of Shipâs Surgeon, then sprang at Victor and shot out an unexpectedly efficient fist.
The right jab caught the young doctor by surprise and squarely on the nose. He saw stars, dropped his baggage yet again, and staggered.
A strong arm was about him. After a blurred but painful moment he found himself sitting on a secluded bench, with Roland Fairleigh holding a handkerchief to his streaming nose. âWhatâ¦?â he gulped dazedly, trying to wipe away involuntary tears.
Sorenson came up with a kerchief he had soaked in the scupper. He wrung it out, made it into a pad and held it behind Victorâs neck. âIf you will put back your head, sir,â he said quietly, âI think the pad is sufficiently cold as to help stop the bleeding.â
Victor thanked him rather thickly. Fairleigh sent his man off to help Mrs. Porchester and Miss Albritton with their luggage and to hire a carriage for them. He then sat beside the casualty and after a minute or two asked if he was all right.
Victor felt his nose cautiously. âThanks to you.â
His lips twitching, Fairleigh enquired, âIs it broke?â
âIâdonât think soâ¦â Victor saw laughter in the dark eyes, and protested, âYou may find this amusing, sir, butââ He broke off and was unable to hold annoyance. âDevil take the little gamecock,â he said ruefully.
âWhat set him off?â
Lifting his head without dire results, Victor drew out his own handkerchief, and proffered it. âHere, friend. Iâve about ruined yours, Iâm afraid.â
A distant roar caused them both to glance in the direction of the continuing altercation. âIf ever I was in a more embarrassing mess,â groaned Victor.
âI rather thought that. An exceeding angry little man! I wonder you did not toss him overboard.â
âI should have! Whoâd have dreamt the pip-squeak would deal me such a leveller?â He clapped Fairleigh on the back. âOr that youâd come bravely through that horrid imbroglio to rescue me? Youâre a jolly good fellow. I do thank you!â He chuckled. âDid you see the poor lady trapped inside the umbrella?â
Removing his glance from the initials âRVMâ on Victorâs handkerchief, Fairleigh said