Undertakersâ boot camp, to Angel training.
But thatâs another story.
Besides, I knew Tom would never have demoted me like that. After all, Iâd done far stupider things as an Undertaker than going after that wallet, and Iâd always managed to stay in his good graces.
Bulletproof , I thought.
Because I was Karl Ritterâs only son.
âCome on,â Helene said. âLetâs get to the briefing.â
As I followed her out of the rec room, I glanced around and spotted Dave. He still stood near the front, motionless as a statueâa big statue. He wore a strange expression on his faceâsad and kind of wistful. Maybe he wished he was going with us to the prison. Maybe he wished he could just get himself into Angel training.
I half-expected him to meet my eyes, maybe toss me a silent plea for help. Talk to the Chief for me , that look might say.
Except the Burgermeister wasnât looking at me at all.
His eyes were on Sharyn.
Chapter 9
Breaking In
Undertakers prefer to move about in the city at night.
As far as weâve been able to tell, Corpses donât see in the dark any better than we do. To be honest, weâre not really sure how they âseeâ at all, given that their eyes are rotting out of their heads. Like with a lot of other Deader abilities, they just do it. Still, weâve learned that itâs easier to run, easier to hide, easier to keep from getting beaten to death or eaten in the dark.
Occasionally, though, the shadows just arenât an option. Occasionally, we need to confront Deaders with the sun in the sky.
At night, itâs about stealth, about hitting them hard and fast and then disappearing.
During the day, itâs about being smart.
The signs read:
The School District of Philadelphia Sponsors
âBreaking Inâ
Where Physical Fitness Meets History!
The Hackers had photoshopped two of them in less than an hour, printing them out on poster paper and glueing them onto a couple of those plastic folding âWet Floorâ signs you can get at any office supply store.
Our Angel strike team was dressed in sweats and sneakers, including Sharyn. The five of us stood at loose attention on the sidewalk as she strutted back and forth, wearing a hard gym-teacher expression that made her look older than she was and carrying a big silver whistle that she blewâwellâa lot.
âWe donât got all day, boys and girls!â she announced. âLetâs get this party started! Fetch the ladder!â
A small crowd had gatheredâall nicely human. They were clearly amused by what they were seeing: a handful of kids struggling to pull a heavy aluminum extension ladder from the rear of an unmarked white van. We moved in formation, making little âhup hupâ sounds with each step, per Sharynâs instructions. Frankly, the whole thing felt ridiculous, but it did seem to have the desired effect.
As we hauled the ladder across a narrow strip of landscaping and stood it up against Eastern State Penitentiaryâs thirty-foot outer wall, the crowdâs only reaction was to watch and laugh. Dressed in sweats and âhuppingâ like soldiers, the operation felt more like street theater than what it was: breaking and entering.
But at least between our performance and our printed signs, no one was challenging us.
The great city of Philadelphia was always doing dumb stuff like this.
âLadder in place, maâam!â Chuck Binelli barked, saluting Sharyn. She saluted back, the action stiff and military precise, as if she saluted people all the time.
âHead on up!â the Boss Angel barked.
Chuck went first. Then Helene. Then Katie. Then Me. Then Burt.
Sharyn saluted the crowd, blowing the whistle one last time. The small audience actually applauded.
Then she followed us up.
Sharyn had parked the white van on Corinthian Avenue, a narrow side street that ran along the penitentiaryâs eastern