pole,â Muriel said.
She explained. About eight oâclock the night before, she had been returning home with a little totem pole she had bought at the Museum of Natural History gift shop. Bugs had stopped her. He said heâd trade her a how-to booklet on smoke signals for the totem pole.
âLike an airhead, I agreed,â Muriel said. âBugs took my totem pole and promised to leave the booklet at my door. What he left was a booklet on smoking a pipe.â
âDid you try to get back the totem pole?â the detective asked.
âSure, but Bugs did all the talking,â Muriel replied. âHe told me to read the booklet and buy a peace pipe. He said I had to start small. Then he told me to get lost.â
âLetâs go see Bugs,â Encyclopedia said.
âInclude me out,â Muriel said. âBugs said if I came around again heâd shove me into a mustard jar. Iâll stay right here, even if I have to force myself.â
âDonât be afraid,â Encyclopedia said. âBugsâs belch is worse than his bite. Thinking gives him a headache.â
Muriel shrugged. âOkay, Iâll go along, but I wish I had a survival kit.â
The Tigersâ clubhouse was an empty toolshed behind Mr. Sweeneyâs auto body shop. Bugs was outside with Monk Walsh, one of his Tigers.
âMan oh man!â Bugs growled upon seeing Encyclopedia and Muriel. âLook what came out of the rain forest!â
Encyclopedia was used to Bugsâs greetings. âYou know Muriel Rivers, I believe,â he said calmly.
âYeah,â Bugs answered. âNot a bad kid if looks and brains donât count.â
âDid you promise to give her a booklet on smoke signals in return for her totem pole?â Encyclopedia asked.
Bugs raised his nose. âItâs true that Iâm a master at sending smoke signals. I say this humbly. But totem pole? Booklet? Why, the girl has drunk too many milk shakes.â
âIs that so?â Muriel cried. âWhere were you last night around eight?â
Bugs blinked. âUh â¦Â me and Monk were in South Park making smoke signals.â
Muriel snorted. âLiar!â
âWeâll show you where we were,â Monk shot back.
They all biked to the parkâs picnic grounds, a grassy area with tables, benches, and barbecue grills.
On the east side of the grounds was a lake. On the west side was a little forest of oak trees. On the other two sides were a parking area and a baseball field.
Bugs walked up to a grill. It had ashes in it.
âWe used this very grill last night to practice sending smoke signals,â he said. âUs Tigers respect the land. We donât build fires on the ground like lawbreakers.â
Encyclopedia was thinking over what he knew about smoke signals. Native Americans had used them mostly as warnings. A sudden puff told of strangers on the plain below. Quick puffs meant the strangers were well armed. If smoke was allowed to rise steadily, it meant the tribe had to gather its warriors for battle.
Bugs said, âWe came here last night because there was no wind and no one was around. We donât like to bother anyone or be bothered.â
âNo one was around,â Encyclopedia said, âbecause the picnic area is closed on weekdays after sundown.â
âWe forgot it was Monday. Is that a crime?â Bugs said.
âHow come you didnât get caught?â Muriel asked. âThe police patrol to make sure no one is up to mischief. They use searchlights.â
Bugs grinned. âWe saw a searchlight. It scared us, Iâll admit. We ran.â
âThe searchlights are on the police cars,â Muriel said.
The news rocked Bugs back on his heels and made Monkâs ears wiggle.
âTell me you outran a police car!â Muriel challenged.
Bugs steadied himself. âThe searchlight we saw turned out to be the full moon shining through
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