had a joint on me, and they canât prove I put the rest of it in my locker, since itâs technically public property. And, because my attorneys werenât present when they searched it, we have a pretty good defense. Donât forget, my dadâs rich and has powerful lawyers. This is a walk in the park for them.â
âBut, I thought you said your dad was an honest man,â I say.
âSo, are you saying I deserve jail time?â he asks, sounding a little hurt.
âNo, of course not. Iâm just teasing, silly. You know I got your back, baby.â
âYeah, I know. But why would you think theyâd arrest me? It was just a joint,â Jeremy says, sounding like itâs no big deal.
âWell, itâs my understanding that South Bay doesnât play, no matter who your daddy is. But, I guess I didnât know who you were, until now,â I say.
âAnd, who am I?â Jeremy asks, goading me.
âYouâre the man lucky enough to be in Queen Jaydâs favor,â I say, feeling the power of my words.
âItâs going to take more than good favor for me to get out of this one, though. My lawyers need to be on top of it. South Bay High would love to make an example out of one of the Weiner boys.â
âThe Weiner boys? There must be more to this story than youâre telling me,â I say, wanting to hear about his own legacy.
âJayd, where the hell is my water?â Mama yells from her room. Damn, I forgot all about her herbs.
âWho was that?â Jeremy asks, responding to Mamaâs call.
âMy mama. Iâm sorry, baby, but Iâve got to go. I was in the middle of doing something for her when I called to check on you. Iâll have to talk to you at school tomorrow.â
âI wonât be at school tomorrow. Iâve been suspended for two days. And, theyâre only allowing me to come to school on Friday because of the hearing,â he says, sounding a little more concerned than a moment ago.
âIâll keep you in my prayers, Jeremy.â
âI donât believe in all that stuff, remember?â Jeremy asks.
âYes, baby. But, lucky for you, I do. So, Iâll put in a good word for you that all goes well on Friday. Itâll take a miracle to explain why your ass had weed on you at school.â
âWell then, Iâm ordering a miracle, Queen Jayd. Pray for that,â he says, teasing me in that sexy little way of his.
âOne miracle, coming right up,â I say. What he doesnât know is that Iâm serious. I passed a pop quiz on my spiritual work this morning, and Mama was so proud of me sheâs letting me look through her big book of secret recipes as a reward. Itâs got all of her good stuff in there: him-never-leave-me potion, good-luck serum, enemy-beware spray. You name it, sheâs got it. Itâs like looking at a big cookbook for manipulating the real world with some spiritual help. And, I intend to cook up a batch of get-out-of-j ail-free cakes for Jeremy tonight. I walk back into Mamaâs room and finally deliver her herbs.
âJayd, what took you so long?â she asks, after swallowing the cold concoction down in three swift gulps.
âSlow down. You gone choke if you donât watch out,â I say, taking the glass from her and setting it on the nightstand.
âWhatever youâre planning to do,â Mama says, pulling back the covers on her bed and slipping her feet in between the sheets, âkeep track of what you do, who you do it for, and of the outcome,â she says as she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand before lying down for a well-deserved rest. âThatâs the first rule of prescribing.â
âWhat are you talking about?â I say, trying to throw her off my trail. She always knows when Iâm up to something.
âI know that look, child. Youâre up to something, and I know itâs got
Michele Bardsley, Skeleton Key