I scanned the gallery one more time. Nothing. I took out my phone.
Down in the chapel Denny was singing away, unaware that his only brother was gone. I started dialling.
Luckily, I saw Arthur just before I pressed the last nine. There he was, down with the choir, singing his heart out.
âArthur!â I said, and the whole choir stopped and looked up at me. Straggly-beard man looked daggers. I said sorry over and over again.
I ran downstairs and dragged Arthur back up to the gallery. âWhat did you go and do that for?â
âItâs not fair!â Arthur said. âWhy canât I sing too?â
âYour time will come, Art, believe!â
âWant to sing now!â He was really whining. âWhy canât
I
sing at the Olympics?â
âI donât know whatâs up with you, Art, youâre never this naughty!â
âI am not naughty!â He stared at me defiantly.âAnd youâre not my mum!â For a second I thought he was going to do that half-sister thing that Denny had done. But he didnât. It was hard to get him interested in anything in his robot activity book after that.
The bus home was a nightmare. Mum wasnât driving and the boys fought. Other passengers looked at me like I was some deliquent school-girl mother rather than a harassed older sister.
âDenny, your singing is cack-o-rama,â Arthur said.
âDonât say that!â Denny snapped back.
âCackorama, cackorama, cackorama, cackorama, cackorama... did you know cack is spanish for shââ
âArthur!â I hissed. âNo swearing!â
âI know something!â Arthur said to me in the loudest stage-whisper ever. âI know who Denny likes.â Arthur was smiling, his curls framing his face like a naughty cherub.
âOh yes?â I said. My little brother had a crush? I thought I ought to know.
âShut up!â Dennyâs voice was threatening.
Arthur squirmed and giggled.
âAlly- Ally- i-ciaâ¦â he sang.
âShut up!â Denny was suddenly bright red in the face.
âDenny loves Alicia Welsh!â Arthur shouted, and Denny leant across and gave him a chinese burn before I could stop him. Arthur started wailing.
âDenny!â I said, too late.
âYouâre a baby, Art, you know that,â Denny said smugly.
âAm not!â Arthur said, totally baby-like.
âI had my picture in the Gazette and Iâll be on the telly all over the world!â
Arthur looked crushed. His little face said âloserâ louder than any words.
âArt, Arthur!â I said. âWhat about this?â I took the newspaper out of my pocket. âIf you entered this, I bet youâd win.â I had my fingers crossed.
Arthur looked mildly interested. âDo you win a trip to Disneyland?â he said.
I didnât know. âYou get your picture in the paper.â
Denny looked across and snorted. âKutest Kiddie? Arthur would never win.â
âWould so!â
âWould not!â
âWould so!â
âWOULD NOT!â
âBoys! Please!â I stared at them with my VulcanDeath glare. Denny looked at me and curled his lip, and I realised he was totally immune to my scariest face. Outside, the bus had reached the edge of the estate.
âIf either of you play up again,â I said, in a tone that I hoped was low and deadly, âwe are getting off here and walking!â
A whole load of boys got on at the next stop. I felt my insides turn over. One of them was ten-foot-tall Jamie Kendrick. I didnât know any of the othersâ names but I recognised them all from school, from Sashaâs year. The way my afternoon, no, the way my entire life was going, I would put money on Luke Beckford being with them and this journey turning into a massive âhumiliate Serenâ fest. I crossed my fingers. I crossed my fingers on both hands and willed them to stay standing
David Niall Wilson, Bob Eggleton
Lotte Hammer, Søren Hammer