person with eighties hair bearing down on you with all that blue eye shadow, and you know that somewhere in her wardrobe sheâs got leg warmers, waiting. Right next to the âChoose Lifeâ T-shirt.
But what am I thinking? Itâs not as though I could ever promise to be at the cutting edge of fashion myself. And anyone with eighties hair is really only one good haircut away from crossing the line, and being a contender.
I donât think Iâve been this shallow for, seriously, maybe ten years.
6
Do you want to come in for some water?
Ash says, when weâve finished the run and weâre back outside her house.
On either side of the path, the grass is knee-high with some stalks shooting up much higher and bending under the weight of seed with the recent rain. If it wasnât for the car parked in the driveway youâd be sure no-one lived here.
In the kitchen, she takes water from the fridge and pours it into two plastic cups. I get the red one.
I think they are Waterford, or something,
she says, just as I was thinking Iâd accepted my plastic cup impassively.
Iâd show you round the place, but this is the best hit.
Thereâs not much to say to that. Behind the fridge I can see the shitty wiring, and itâs probably worse in the places I canât see. When I look down, thereâs a crack of daylight coming through between the lino floor tiles. I want to say things like, Have you had the wiring checked? and Are you sure this floorâs okay?, but that sounds too much like my fatherâs territory. And thereâs no point. She wonât have had the wiring checked, for a start.
I got this place through a family friend,
she says, obviously figuring it needs some explanation.
Rent-free. Theyâll build town houses here eventually. Or units. But thatâll take a while to happen. Theyâve got a dive-boat business out of Cairns that keeps them busy.
Is that where youâre from?
Yeah. Well, Atherton, not far from Atherton. But Iâve been in Cairns for uni.
She stops to refill my cup.
Iâve been doing psychology and sociology at James Cook and Iâve transferred down here for honours. To work with a particular supervisor. And maybe convert it into a masters. Weâll see.
So are you going to get other people in here to live with?
I donât know. I donât know if thatâs really feasible. I donât know if the place is up to it.
Do you know a lot of people round here?
No. But uni hasnât started yet, so . . .
She stops, drinks water.
Thingsâll get busy soon enough, I guess.
She finishes her water, and the sweat runs from the ends of her dark hair and down her neck, soaks into todayâs ten-K fun-run singlet top. She does have blue eyes, I notice, even though I thought Iâd made that up. Natalie Imbruglia â thatâs who I thought she looked like. Even though she doesnât, really, so thatâs even more embarrassing than having thought it in the first place. She doesnât have the same mouth.
She doesnât have the same mouth as Natalie Imbruglia â thatâs what Iâm thinking, standing here in her kitchen, drinking water from her best red plastic cup. Not that the fact that itâs different means thereâs anything wrong with her mouth, but . . .
Uni starts next week,
she says.
Itâs probably good to have a quiet week or two before getting into that.
Yeah. If you wanted to do something in the meantime, we could have coffee. Or something. If you wanted. Look, I could just give you my details and then you could call, or whatever. If you had time on your hands.
Sure.
Iâve got it all on a card. A business card. How about I give you one?
On the way to the car, it crosses my mind that sheâs not likely to be faxing me from here, and that maybe a couple of phone numbers would have sufficed. And that going the business card will probably look like the wanker option.