caught his wrist behind the gun, separated him and it, and tossed him on his back. He bounced like he had landed on a trampoline and tossed me on my back. Which surprised me, but not enough to keep me from getting to the gun first. I snatched it off the grass and threw it as far as I could onto Kingâs lawn.
Wiggens came at me, moving easily, all long arms and legs.
âThis is getting silly,â I said. âYouâve got grass stains on a perfectly good suit and Iâm going to be sore for a week. Itâs clear weâre both capable of hurting each other.â
That was for sure. The spook wasnât even breathing hard.
âOkay?â
His eyes were cold. King shouted something. Wiggens hesitated, then made a noise that might have been a chuckle. âGot any influence with the dog?â
âIâll deal with Butler. You deal with King.â
Then I went back to Butler. âYou okay?â
âSure Iâm okay.â The veins looked like snakes under his skin. I was afraid he would have a stroke.
âWhereâs Dicky?â
âOut with some tramp.â
âCan you get up to the house okay?â
âSure.â
âYou donât look too good.â
âIâm fineâ¦.Should have taken the goddammed money. Stupid.â
âIâll talk to him when he cools down.â
âNo.â
âYou need money.â
âWho donât?â He glared across at Henry King who was glaring back, then doggedly picked up his saw again.
âWait! You know your little upper woodlot near the top? Where itâs real steep? Let me try and sell it.â
âI donât sell land.â
âItâs steep as hell, there. You donât cut the wood and you donât farm it.â
âHow much?â
âYou could clear eighty thousand.â
âI donât know, Ben. You get city people and they start complaining about the fertilizer and tractor noise, and first I know I got Henry King problems on the both sides of me.â
âYouâre not farming near there. Except, what do you cut hay twice a year?â
âEighty thousand?â
âClear. After commission.â
His mouth worked. He didnât like it. But it was a way out of a lot of problems for very little cost and less effort. He glared across the fence, again, where the Kings were trudging up the lawn toward the house. âBut swear youâll sell to good people. Peopleâll leave a man alone.â
***
The couple I had in mind to buy Butlerâs acres were a pair of Price-Waterhouse lawyers living together in a midtown co-op theyâd paid too much for. Which made them a little gun shy about overextending themselves, again. But they really wanted to build a house in the country and when I walked them over the land the next weekend, they were suitably enchanted.
When I hadnât heard from them by Wednesday, I got nervous. I made a follow-up call. Turned out theyâd been talking to one of our more larcenous builders who had quoted them a hundred and sixty bucks a square foot for quality construction, and they had begun to re-think in terms of two-week villa rentals in Tuscany.
âYouâll never get rent back,â I said. âListen, I did a little research. Why not think of the house in two parts? One part is the necessary stuff: extra bedrooms, utility room, mudroom, offices, kitchen and garage. The other part is special: spectacular living room and drop dead fabulous master suite.â
âWhich we canât afford to build.â
âYou build in top quality the living room and master suite. You attach for the other rooms a log cabin or cedar post and beam kit. Thirty bucks a square foot for the kitâninety turn-keyâwill buy you a handsome, solid wood house that opens into a living room of pure glass. And a marble bathroom,â I added hastily, because both had grown accustomed to five-star hotels on the