for most consecutive words spoken to Alicia in person. If they spoke any longer, heâd have said so many words to her that he couldnât even keep an accurate count of them. And he hadnât passed out! Last week he never would have believed that he could carry on a conversation with Alicia and not at least get a little dizzy.
âMay I make a request about my character?â
âSure, anything.â
âCan she have purple hair?â
âOh yeah, absolutely. Thatâs how I pictured her anyway.â
âAnd what about a Mohawk?â
âA Mohawk?â
Alicia ran her fingers through her long blond hair. âIâve always wanted a purple Mohawk, but my mom wonât let me get one. If itâs required for the part though, sheâll have to let me do it.â
âWell, I mean, I wouldnât make you get a Mohawk just for the movieââ
âPut it in the script so I can show her. And make sure there are some parts where the other characters talk about it. She needs to see that itâs essential to the role. Can you do that for me?â
âYeah, if thatâs what you really want. Iâll make it a crucial plot element.â
âWhile youâre at it, could you put in that her nose and eyebrow are pierced?â
âI guess I could do that too.â
âThanks!â
âBut you can do fake piercings.â
âThatâs no good. Put in a scene where somebody tugs on them.â
âWonât that hurt?â
âNot a scene where somebody tugs on them hard . Just enough so my mom can see that we canât fake it.â
âIâm not sure your mom will buy that,â said Justin. âI donât think a director would ask an actress to really pierce her nose. If he did, sheâd have a hole in her nose, and her next role could be, you know, a nun or something.â
âMy mom doesnât know how movies work. I really want to get my nose and eyebrow pierced. Donât ruin this for me.â
âI wonât. Iâll make sure the movie canât get done without the piercings.â
âThank you!â
âIâll have the script for you tomorrow.â
âCanât wait!â
9
When Justin got home, he knew there was no way he could get through the evening without a nap. So he went upstairs, took off his left shoe, decided that his right shoe was fine where it was, and flopped down on his bed. Fourteen and three-quarters of a second later, he was asleep.
A zombie with a tire iron lodged in its skull stood next to his bed, staring at him. But Justin was dreaming, so that was okay.
âGâday,â said the zombie, speaking in an Australian accent. âIâm your subconscious mind. While you lie âere, sleepinâ peacefully, Iâm gonna finish writinâ your script for ya, mate.â
âReally?â asked Justin. âGee whiz! That would be swell!â
The zombie pulled a typewriter out of its ear and began to quickly tap on the keys. âWriting, writing, writing. Oh, that was a good part. Writing, writing, writing.â
âI love you, Mr. Zombie Personification of My Subconscious Mind!â
âPsych!â The typewriter disappeared into a cloud of pink glitter. âWrite your own script! Donât make your brain do all the work!â
A dozen zombie arms burst through Justinâs mattress. They grabbed him by the hands, feet, head, and tailbone and dragged him down into the darkness.
Good thing this is a dream , thought Justin. It would be really unpleasant to be dragged down into a dark, zombie-filled pit if it werenât part of a dream.
There wasnât a lot of room, what with all of the zombies squeezed down there. The pit underneath his bed had been designed to hold maybe twenty zombies, twenty-two at the most, but there were at least thirty down here, so it was a tight fit. Justin couldnât remember ever having had