figured youâd gone back looking for her. Since you lost her.â
âWhy would I do that?â
âDonât you feel any responsibility?â
Actually, she did, but Myrtle was not the place to let anybody know that. Poor old woman was wearing nothing but a thin dress, sweater, and tennis shoes the last time Charlie saw her. âYouâre the marshal, thatâs your job.â
âHere you are in the pool hall swilling beer and that poor old ladyâs out there? Itâs supposed to freeze hard tonight. Know that?â
Charlie took another bite of pike burger which she absolutely didnât wantâit was twice as big as she could eat and her capacity valve was about to revolt. âIâm not one of you. Sheâs your responsibility. I donât live here, remember? So what are you doing sitting in the pool hall when you could be out freezing your butt doing your job? Whatâs the matter with you?â
That elicited a two thumbs-up from Edwina, an accolade Charlie couldnât remember ever receiving from her mother.
âYou are not normal, lady.â He had the nerve to grab a french fry off her plate and dip it in her ketchup.
âOh, come on, Brunsvold.â Kenny Cowper walked up with a glass of beer of his own and one for the marshal of Myrtle. It was like he just appeared suddenly up out of the floor, which, with someone his size and magnetic charge, was an impossibility. He slid in beside Edwina. âLast time you lost Marlys, sheâd slipped into Orlyn Sievertsenâs doghouse between his Labrador and Saint Bernard. All three were warm as toast next morning, and Orlynâs dogs have been howling nights ever since âcause they want Marlys back. Admit it. Marlys Dittberner is crazy. But sheâs not dumb, and certainly not
helpless. Meanwhile, women, I would just like to point out that your real sin here in Myrtle is to come into my pool hall and piss off my clientele by ignoring the whispered jokes, smirks, leers, winks, and nod-nods around you. Have you no shame? Sitting here totally absorbed in your own conversation? It is incredibly rude, self-involved, self-important, unfeeling, andââ
âAbove ourselves.â Charlie winked at her mom.
The marshal shook his head in disgust and poured more ketchup for Charlieâs fries. âDonât look at me like that. Youâre the one wouldnât let me have pecan pie for brunch.â
Charlie was so stuffed she couldnât get through a third of the second beer and Delwood Brunsvold went through her fries in minutes. Sheâd just handed him the rest of her sandwich when Ben, the same guy who stopped them this morning, rushed in with almost the identical question as then. âMarshal, you looking for Marlys? I just saw her next door and sheâs buck-naked. Gettinâ cold out there.â
If Charlie didnât know better, sheâd have thought this whole scene was scripted.
It had been a long time since Charlie Greene had seen her breath frost the air and felt a stinging nip at the end of her nose. But the rest of her was warm, if bloated. The law in Myrtle had declared that everyone stay in Viagraâs except Ben, himself, and Kenny Cowper so as not to frighten Marlys.
The jeers this time were not for Charlie and her mother.
âWhose armyâs going to frighten Marlys Dittberner?â
âYou need help, boy, you call.â
But everyone except Charlie followed Marshal Delâs orders.
âThis womanâs trouble.â
âI noticed.â Kenny reached around a partition, grabbed his jacket, and put it over Charlieâs shoulders. âSouthern California girls got water for blood. Hot water, but stillââ
His down jacket came to below her knees and she was glad of it. She and Ben stood waiting for the marshal and the owner of that jacket to act out in the doorway.
âAgainst the law to have open liquor containers on the
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