of yours! Hasn’t he got work to go to this morning?”
“Morning Sally! Yes in fact I’ve just given his door a rattle – maybe you had better go and sort him out, he only has 15 minutes before he has to get going!”
“Ok Agnes, do you have a cold wet cloth handy?” She grinned wickedly at Roberts mother.
“He he he , he’ll go daft, if you’re thinking of doing what I think you are!” Agnes ran a dish-cloth under the cold tap, and handed it to Sally.
“Ha, it will serve him right for being such a slugabed!”
“Better get ready to run!” Agnes called after her as she headed to the bedroom,
Carefully she opened the door, and sneaked over to the back of Roberts sleeping form. She gently lifted the duvet t o reveal his naked muscular body, at the same time lifting the cold wet cloth to throw in beside him. The plan was to throw it and run as fast as she could out of the bedroom.
“Gotcha!”
Quick as a flash Robert spun round in bed, reached out and dragged her in beside him . Sally let out a shriek of fright and indignation as Robert wrestled the cloth from her hands, and pus hed it down the front of blouse; enjoying as he did so a quick grope at her inviting breasts.
“You pervert!” Sally laughed as she struggled half-hearted to get out of his grasp .
The two of them were still wrestling about on the bed, when Roberts mum came in; forcing Robert to quickly grab the duvet to cover his naked body!
“Sheesh! I might have known you two would be up to no good! Sally, I’m ashamed of you really. Can’t you leave the poor boy alone for a minute – you’ll have him worn out well before your wedding night if you keep this up!”
“ But ..but it wasn’t like that honest!” Sally protested looking just a little sheepish.
“Hmmm, as you say my dear. As for you Robert ; get out here now – or you leave without breakfast!”
Sally blushed furiously, as Agnes chuckled to herself on her way out the door. Turning around , Sally encountered Roberts grinning face – and swiftly whacked him with the pillow as she made for the door. “You heard your mother , slugabed! Get moving or no breakfast for you!”
She just got out the door in time, to hear the pillow slam against the opposite side. Smiling happily to herself she headed back into the kitchen.
Agnes was pouring the tea as she entered, and looked up at Sally.
“Ha, that was funny; your faces were a picture of guilt when I stepped into the room!”
“Hmm, your horrible boy can be quite mischievous at times you know Agnes!”
“He he , don’t I know it – but I think you have his measure nevertheless.”
“Y es, I thought so to o – until he caught me unawares as I was about to throw that wet cloth in beside him!”
They were both still laughing as Robert walked in to the room.
“You pair – I can see I’m going to have to think of a way of separating you both! A man has little enough chance in this world; without two scheming women to make life more difficult!” He said good naturedly , as he looked on the two people dearest to him in all the world .
“Ha, that’ll be enough from you young man!” said Agnes as he sat down at the breakfast table, and got stuck into his porridge.
“Oh Robert, while remember to tell you.” Sally spoke out. “I went for an early walk this morning to try and spot the Roe Deer you told me about?”
“Oh yes; and did you see any?” He said between gulps of hot tea.
“Yes in fact I did see one.”
“Well that’s great Sally.”
“Yes, well that’s the good news. The bad news is that it was dead – and it was over the shoulder of a rather rough looking gentleman at the time!”
Robert froze as his tea-cup was halfway to his mouth.
“WHAT! Where on earth was this exactly?”
“Well I don’t think we have time just now Honey – you have to be going in a minute!”
“Never mind that Sally; Tom will be interested to hear about this I know. ”
Sally recounted the story of