but now I wasnât so sure.
Horaceâs big face broke into a grin. He shrugged. âIâm just surprised, thatâs all. I mean, itâs not like the paintings you usually do, is it?â
âThatâs because itâs
not
a painting,â I corrected him. âItâs
graffiti
.â I didnât want anybody confusing what was on the wall with real art.
Horace shrugged. âGraffiti, paintingâitâs all the same to me.â Then he gave me a hip check that moved me over a couple of feet.
âHey!â I protested.
Horace flexed his arm and admired the barbwire tattoo circling his bicep. âSorry, man. Sometimes I forget my own strength.â
I couldnât argue with that. Horace was built like a small mountain, and even his good-natured nudging tended to leave bruises.
âHow come you didnât let me in on the plan?â he asked.
âBecause I didnât have a plan,â I said. âThe idea just sort of came to me when I found the spray paint in my basement.â
Horace nodded and pointed toward the shopping center. âLooks like things are heating up over there. If the old lady from the flower shop waves her arms any faster sheâs gonna go up like a helicopter.â He laughed at his own joke and then shouted across the street, âNice paint job! Whoâs your decorator?â
The merchants swiveled toward the sound, their curiosity turning to anger as soon as they saw us. Then the owner of Jackmanâs Market began stomping toward the road. Horace and I kept leaning against the tree.
Be cool
, I told myself as the muscles in my legs tensed for takeoff.
One of the other merchants grabbed Jackmanâs arm. âForget it, Leo,â he said. âTheyâre just trying to get your goat. Donât give them the satisfaction.â
Jackman stopped. He glowered at us. Then he shook his fist. âPunks!â he yelled. âThatâs what you areâpunks! Sneaky, good-for-nothing punks!â He waved his arm at the wall. âLook at this mess! Youâve got no right defacing peopleâs property like that.â
âAnd you got no right accusing people of a crime without any proof!â Horace yelled back.
Technically, he was right. The merchants didnât have any proof, so they shouldnât assume we were the ones whoâd done thegraffiti. But the truth is, we
had
done itâwell, I had anyway. Suddenly I felt like a criminal.
Jackman dismissed Horaceâs objection. âYou havenât even got the guts to own up to what you did. Not that Iâm surprised. Punks, I tell you. Somebody ought to take a belt to your backsides.â
Horace sauntered to the curb and leaned out over the pavement. âOh yeah? Like who, for instance?
You
?â Then he snorted and strolled back to the tree.
It was a dare, and Jackman took it. Purple with rage, he charged onto the road.
Beeeeeeeeep
!!
From out of nowhere a car came speeding toward him. Jackmanâs arms went up and then he spun away and fell.
I stopped breathing. Time stopped ticking. It felt like we were going to be caught in that second forever.
Then suddenly everything started moving again. The shopkeepers rushed onto the road, and Jackman struggled to his knees. He hadnât been hit.
But the incident had shaken the merchants up enough that they forgot about Horace and me and headed back to their stores.
âWe win that round,â Horace announced after theyâd gone.
âMaybe,â I replied, âbut you know theyâreââ
A bunch of clatters and clangs cut me off. Feniuk, the old guy from the hardware store, was trying to get a metal ladder out of his shop. It took a while, but he eventually won, leaned the ladder against the graffitied wall and went inside again. A minute later he was back, juggling rags, a paint can, a paint tray, brushes and a couple of rollers.
Horace patted me on the shoulder.