the fact that we had found Brianâs corpse. On the other hand, as it was no secret, we made the most of the curious assignment from Teresa Solana and how we intended enrolling at a Zen centre.
âThe peculiar things you two get up to!â said Joana, who still hadnât digested the fact Iâd left a secure job at the bank to work with Borja and that Montse had abandoned her job as a school counsellor to set up an Alternative Centre in Grà cia.
âBut the place we are going to investigate is not at all like Montseâs,â Borja made clear.
âYou mean itâs an establishment for the well-to-do, donât you?â asked Montse.
âI hope so,â said Borja with a smile. Lola grimaced.
âHomeopathy is a much more natural form of medicine,â my sister-in-law suddenly declared, even though she was immediately on the defensive. âAll chemists sell it. I take it too.â
Borja said nothing and Montse and I simply goggled at Lola. We were surprised because if Lola is a fan of one thing it is antibiotics, ibuprofen and paracetamol, which I knew she hadnât given up because Iâd caught her swallowing a pill just before lunch.
âWell, itâs all yours,â interjected Joana. âI reckon all those things are a lot of tosh.â
âBut lots of people believe in it. So I reckon it must work.â
âThe fact that a huge number of individuals believe something to be so doesnât imply that it is so,â I suggested tentatively.
âDoesnât it? Well, if people believe in it, it must be for a good reason,â came her defiant response.
âCome on, Lola, lots of people believe in horoscopes, in kidnappings by beings from other planets or in UFOs, but thatâs no proof that they actually exist.â
âPeople believe in UFOs because so many have been sighted.â
âSo if people have seen them, how come there is no definite proof they exist? At the end of the day, all we have as evidence is what the people who claim to have seen one say,â I replied.
âThatâs because governments keep it from us, just like they do with alternative therapies. They would rather people stuffed themselves with medicines that damage their livers or kidneys, so that pharmaceutical companies can make a bomb.â
âOh, thatâs all we needed! The famous conspiracy theory!â I retorted sarcastically. But Montse kicked me under the table. âThe problem, Lola, is that before antibiotics were discovered, people simply died, if you remember.â
âMany illnesses can be cured by homeopathy, without antibiotics,â she countered. âThatâs a well-established fact.â
To be frank, as far I was concerned, the jury was still out on homeopathic medicine, and I decided to end the discussion right there and let Lola have the last word. Borja very deftly channelled the conversation to noir novels and Teresa Solana, whom only Montse had read, on the recommendation of one of her customers. After coffee, Joana said she was going to stretch out and disappeared into her bedroom. Montse and Lola also got up and slumped on the sofa, but not before they had subtly invited us to clean the kitchen. Borja and I obediently donned our aprons and started washing up.
âThe next present you get from me will be a dishwasher,â grumbled Borja. âIâve a friend down in the port whoââ
âNo thank you very much! I donât want to hear another word about any of your friends! I bet itâs illegal!â
âShush! Not so loud, or the girls will hear youâ¦â
âAnd talking of risky business, have you heard from your statue friend?â
âNot yet. But he said it would be at least a fortnightâ¦â
âYou know Iâm not keen on hiding it here,â I carped.
âTake it easy, kid. I said itâs only a matter of days.â
We finished the washing-up in