answered it, grateful for the interruption. âHello?â
âHey, Catt, itâs me, Eldon . . . Minister James.â
âHey, Eldon, whatâs up?â
âYour dad just reminded me that youâre leaving today. I wanted to let you know that Iâm praying for you to have a safe journey, and Iâm counting the minutes until you get back.â
âThatâs sweet of you to say. Now, admit itâdid my father put you up to calling me?â
âHe didnât have to. I told you . . . I like you, Catt. Iâm really hoping that youâll let me take you out to dinner when you get home.â
Catt smiled into the phone. She was happy to have something to look forward to while she endured the road trip from hell. âSure, Eldon. Iâd like that.â
âThen itâs a date!â he confirmed. âWe can work out the details when you get back. Call me when you get to your destination. I think Iâll sleep better knowing that you got there safely.â
âWill do,â she assured him. âIâll talk to you later.â
Jamal cut his eyes toward her and stopped chewing for a second. âWas that your boyfriend?â
âWhy?â
He swallowed. âIâm just shocked that youâd even have a man.â
âAnd Iâm shocked that they let dogs like you roam the streets without a leash, so weâre even.â
Jamal laughed to himself. âIâm even more curious about the kind of man whoâd date you. He must have low self-esteem. You seem like the type who would do that to a brother.â
âJamal, you would really be doing both of us a huge favor if you stopped pretending like you know me. You donât!â
âI may not know you all that well, but I know your type.â He chewed his omelet. âIâm an expert on women.â
She shot him a blank stare. âOh, I know thisâll be too funny! Please, enlighten me, Mr. Ford. Amaze me with your candor and wisdom regarding the fairer sex.â
He wiped his mouth. âI will.â Jamal turned to Catt and gave her the once-over. âYouâre the classic overachiever. I bet you got all Aâs in school, probably were the captain of the debate team, president of the Honor Society. You didnât date muchâtoo busy hitting the books and hiding snack cakes under your pillow. But you secretly longed to be the cheerleader or the popular girl in school who had all the guys drooling. Even now, you make the big dollars and get to push people around at work, but youâre still lonely. Youâre still that insecure fifteen-year-old who wanted nothing more than for the cute basketball player to ask her to the prom or to even notice that she existed.â
âWow . . .â said Catt in amazement.
âHit it right on the head, didnât I?â he asked smugly.
Catt nodded slowly. âItâs incredible . . . youâre an even bigger idiot than I thought!â
âWhat?â
âYouâre right. I was the captainâof the cheerleading squad , not the debate team! And I didnât spend my nights with my nose in some book. It just came naturally to me. I spent my nights with my sorors having fun and partying like everyone else. And I had a man, who, ironically, was a basketball player. We were together for three years, and I dumped him when I realized that I was too fabulous to settle for anything less than Godâs best. So you can take your little theory about me and shove it!â She flung one of her napkins at him.
âI bet thereâs at least a little truth to it,â boasted Jamal. âLike I said, I know women.â
âReally? Then why are you still single?â
âYou mean other than the fact that I choose to be? For starters, most women donât even make it past the thirty-Day Plan.â
She squinted her eyes. âThe what? â
âThe thirty-Day Plan. Itâs a