Free A Load of Hooey by Bob Odenkirk

me.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  RANDALL
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Yeah, I like that one best.
    There is general agreement all around, but before this wildfire can catch wind, Placidio wants to clarify his intent …
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Okay, well, maybe you don’t understand
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  the question so good, but which of the
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  great Shakespeare’s plays would you
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  choose to do?
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  ROBERT
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  I understood you perfectly—I am a
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  great aficionado of the Bard, and I would
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  propose we take on In the Park . That one.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Its full name is Shakespeare in the Park .
    The other prisoners, who’ve never given a second look to Robert, are suddenly on his side in a big way. Their energy gathers in a restless mummering, but they silence when Placidio puts up his hand —
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Wait, motherfuckers, wait! There’s no
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  such thing, man. I don’t think…
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  ROBERT
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Uh, indeed there is. I saw it many years
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  ago. More than once. It was great. They
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  performed it outside, just as Shakespeare
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  intended!
    Rafalio, no friend of Robert’s (he tried to kill Robert once…a day, for the past four years), is suddenly on his enemy’s side —
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  RAFALIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Yeah, I’ve heard of it. The best play ol’
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Bill Shakespeare ever wrote.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  EDDIE
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  I know it, too! Shakespeare in the Park!
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  They do it every year in my hometown.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  New York.
    Placidio hesitates, he is not on firm footing here