supposed to actually do that?â I asked. âI donât remember any of us actually having skills other than guitar playing. And even Tommy canât really do that.â
In a way I was glad a construction project was going to preempt our normal hangouts. I didnât want to see Dean again after that night. I mean, of course, I wanted to see him again. I just didnât want him to see me. I wanted to see him if I could place a few droplets of some memory-loss serum into his nonalcoholic drink so heâd forget my special hugging session with the toilet.
âYou are,â Soo said. âArenât you a construction worker now?â
âI failed the shovel test,â I said.
âJust joking. Dean is super handy. Heâs going to the hardware store to get all this stuff, and heâs going to show us what to do.â
âOh,â I said. âWell, you guys have fun.â
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â Soo said. âYouâre coming too.â
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And thatâs how I came to park my bike in front of Sooâs on Saturday morning, next to the five cars in the driveway: Sooâs momâs Pontiac Firebird convertible (the one weâd taken out and driven around with the top down on several nights after Sooâs mom was âasleep,â aka passed out), Sooâs Le Car, Tommyâs BMW, Tigerâs Volkswagen Rabbit, and a dusty old green Jeep that I didnât recognize. Well, I almost didnât recognize it. Its form was vaguely familiarââIâd seen it behind our fence.
The gang was gathered in the basement, staring at a giant bucket of something called Noiseproofing Blue Glue and a bunch of big, floppy sheets of foam. I pretended not to notice the presence of the worldâs most beautiful boy, but then the beautiful boy started explaining the principles of soundproofing, because the worldâs most beautiful boy was also handy, which made him even more beautiful.
âSo, in the ideal world, weâd install additional fiberglass insulation, preferably with a higher R-valueâ he was saying. Tiger and Tommy nodded as if they were actual men who understood what Dean was saying. âBut I donât think Sooâs mom wants us to expose to the studs, and we probably canât decouple the drywall, so weâre just going with damping the sound.â
âSo, just pour some Coke on it?â I asked. He was forced to look at me, a confused smile taking over his face. âYou said âdampâ it, right?â
Oh, crap. I was once again in the flat-joke zone. I wanted to hide in the walls with the low-level R-value, or whatever heâd said.
âMountain Dew would probably work better, but in the meantime I was gonna go with putting this up to absorb the sound,â he said, holding up a layer of the charcoal-colored foam. âSo, we have to apply this compound over the walls, hold the foam in place with a staple gun. We also have to do the doorââwe have to put a layer of MDF over it with the blue glue sandwiched in between.â
Maybe we needed Tonya to get this done. Or someone who spoke Deanâs language?
âSo, yeah, we should do it in twos,â Dean said. âUm, Greta, why donât you and Tiger do the back wallââyou can apply the glue and Tiger can do the stapling.â
âThatâs such a girlâs job,â said Greta. âI can use a staple gun.â
âOkay, you staple, heâll glue. And Justin and Soo can start on the stereo wall.â
âItâll probably take half the day just to take the records off the shelf,â Soo said.
âItâll be worth it, babe,â Justin said. I refrained from the fake vomit sound this time.
âSo what should Carrie and I do?â Tommy asked. Shit. Crap. I was not getting picked for the right kickball team.
âOh, well, Carrieâs going to help me with the door,â Dean said. We must have suddenly