legislation, there were about ten boysâ places to every one girlâs. So youâd have thought a chain of private grammar schools would have been the answer to a whole lot of maidensâ prayers.â
ââMaidensâ prayersâ?â
âJust a Black Country expression.â
Kate nodded absently. It was either that or yell. Finally she settled for a bit of irritation. âColin: whereâs all this going? So why do they own land, not just schools? And why in Brum?â
âNot much of a capitalist, are you? They need property and investments â I bet theyâve got land all over the country, not just here â to bring in income in ground rents to fund the trust. Theyâve got to maintain the schools and pay the teachers.â
âSo the girls donât have to pay?â
Colin roared with laughter. âNot much, they donât! Only about two thousand a term, give or take the odd hundred.â
âJesus! Where did you find that out?â
âSaw an ad in the
Evening Mail
the other night.â
âWell, we know thereâs money in education. So I suppose these are particularly high-class establishments with state-of-the-art everything. And what the fees donât cover, the ground rents do. Any idea what else they own?â
âWhat sort of else?â
Kate pulled a face. âNo idea. What do organisations like that usually own? Buildings? Pictures? You wouldnât care to find out, would you? Just so we know where we are when we start talking to them.â
âTalking to them?â
God, where was he today? âWell,â she said with irony, âall these embarrassing fires are on their land. They might just have a view. Hi, Fatima! Come and join us! Colinâs just about to put the kettle on.â
Colin pulled a face, and himself to his feet. âYes, boss. Tea or coffee, Fatima?â
âTea, please.â She bowled a lemon at him, overarm. It spun in the air. âBlack, with a slice of this, please.â
âYouâre not slimming or anything, are you?â Kate demanded.
âNo. Just that the milk supplyâs been a bit irregular and the shop down the roadâs open all hours.â
âLike Ronnie Barkerâs?â Colin asked.
âNo, like Safeway. OK, Gaffer,â Fatima continued, âIâve checked the A. and E. department at all the hospitals within the West Midlands. There are no young people with burns or possible explosion-related injuries.â
Kate looked at her. âNo young people. What about older ones?â
Fatima blinked. âI didnât know you wanted to know that.â My God! First Colin and now Fatima! âBut,â she continued triumphantly, âbefore you hit the roof, I did ask, just in case. And there was one, in the Burns Unit in Selly Oak. A middle-aged guy. Art-dealer.â
âAnd why did he end up there?â
âHe was trying to light his bonfire.â
Kate raised an eyebrow. âDid you believe him?â
âHe wasnât in a position to talk to me. Very bad facial and chest burns. Admitted early last week. Still seriously ill.â
âDid you get an actual time and date of admission?â
Fatima shook her head, biting her lip.
âI know the theory was that our arsonistâs likely to be a teenage hell-raiser! But get on to the blower to them â I like dotting iâs and crossing tâs.â
âOr drinking them.â Colin placed a mug on her desk. âThere you are, Kate. And Fatima.â
âThanks, Colin. Thanks both of you. Not that it gets us any further forward, not yetââ
The phones, which had been unnaturally quiet for some time, now rang, one on Colinâs desk, another on Kateâs.
âKate?â
She half-recognised the voice, but it was a very poor line. âOh! Stephen! Have you got news about my buttons?â
âYes. Iâve been checking with