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FELIX: Yes, I have the tanks and he doesnât, so heâs the one who has to make the promises!
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JEANINE: Well now!âSo much for all this high spiritual change youâve gone through . . .
HENRI: I have an idea; for just this moment, right now, try to think of this problem as though you did not have a gun.
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FELIX: Right. Okay, Iâm ready! You want me to talk?âhere I am. To Jeanine: So where is he? Slaps his hips . No guns! Iâm all ears! Whereâs god?
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Stanley enters.
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JEANINE: Stanley!
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Stanley comes and embraces her.
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STANLEY: How you doinâ, Jeanie, youâre lookinâ good.
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JEANINE: Is . . . everything all right?
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FELIX: Have you spoken with him?
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STANLEY: . . . Hereâs the thing.
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What it all comes down to isâheâs having big trouble making up his mind.
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HENRI: About . . . ?
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STANLEY: Getting crucified.
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FELIX: Whatâs his problem?
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STANLEY: Well . . . if he doesnât, will people feel heâs let them down?
JEANINE: Iâm surprised at you, Stanley; his deciding to be crucified is not going to depend on whether heâs disappointing peopleâs expectations!
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STANLEY: He is serious about changing the world, Jeanie, everything he does heâs got to think of the effect on people. Whatâs wrong with that?
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JEANINE: Whatâs wrong is that it changes him into one more shitty politician! Whatever he does heâll do because itâs right, not to get peopleâs approval!
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FELIX: So where does that leave matters? Violently . . . . And try not to use so many words, will you?
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STANLEY: My candid, rock bottom opinion?
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FELIX: What.
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STANLEY: Ignore him.
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HENRI: Brilliant.
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FELIX: I canât ignore him, heâs broken the law, heâs . . .
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STANLEY: General, I donât have to tell you, even now up in the villages the crime rateâs been dropping since he showed up, people are getting ready for heaven, right? A lot of them like starting to boil the water, right? And much less garbage in the street and whitewashing their houses and brushing their teethâand the number screwing their daughters is like way down, you know.âIn other words, this is a very good thing he got going for you, so how about just turning your attention . . . elsewhere?
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HENRI: Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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FELIX: And will he âturn his attention elsewhereâ? His people will go right on agitating against me, wonât they. As though I had nothing to do but go around murdering people; as though Iâd done nothing to improve the country, as though the British are not building two hotels, and the Dutch and Japanese werenât starting to talk to us. . . . What the hell more does he want of me!
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STANLEY: Well for one thing . . . I donât know like maybe letâs say, if you like stoppedâyou know, like knocking off union organizers . . .
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FELIX: I have no outstanding orders against organizers!
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JEANINE: Of course not, theyâre all dead.
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FELIX: Iâm sorry, decent people donât join unions!
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EMILY: Iâm in a union.
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FELIX: You!
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EMILY, smoothing his cheek: Donât take it to heart, dear, itâs only the Directors Guild of America.
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FELIX: I canât believe this, Emily . . . you are in a union?
EMILY: Felix dear, you really do have to start thinking differently . . .
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FELIX, furious: How can I think differently if nobody else is thinking differently?âSo where are we, Stanleyâthe war goes on? Yes or no?
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STANLEY: . . . Could I please ask a favor, General? Would you leave us alone for a couple minutes?
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FELIX: No! Weâve got to settle this!
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STANLEY: I canât talk to her otherwise, okay?
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EMILY: Thereâs nothing