think about eels with sharp teeth. âItâs a secret place,â says Hemi. âFirst time you swim here, you get to make a wish.â
Closing my eyes, I make the wish âLet Dad take me pig hunting,â then take a running jump, fly through the air and belly flop in the water. For a moment I canât breathe it hurts so bad, and all the air has whooshed out of me. I hear Bill and Hemi laughing; see them doubled over and holding one another. âGive him one point for effort,â says Hemi. âAnd one point for stupid,â says Bill, and they both start laughing again as though itâs the funniest thing anyoneâs ever said.
At lunchtime we go back to the house. Aunty has laid out sandwiches as big as doorsteps. Theyâre filled with ham and â to make sure we eat healthy â some lettuce. I hate lettuce. I slip it out when I think no oneâs looking and put it in my pocket.
Dadâs sitting at the table as well, and heâs quiet, as though heâs thinking seriously about something. Uncle George isnât around, which is good, as Iâm sure he would have seen what I did with the lettuce and got me into trouble.
âDad,â I say, and he looks up. âCan I have one of the puppies? Itâs the smallest one and Uncle George is going to get rid of it.â I donât say any more, but my father knows. Itâs because itâs the runt of the litter.
I see something in his eyes for a moment, and then he nods his head. âBut you better look after it boy. Feed it and clean up after it. You hear me?â
Iâm so happy. Then he says, âWeâre going hunting tomorrow, so be ready because weâre going early,â and I know that no day will ever get better than this.
The next morning itâs raining and cold. Uncle George is moaning and groaning and doesnât want to go, but Aunty says he has to. âWe need some pork or venison,â she says. âGet your lazy, fat arse out of bed. Breakfastâs on the table.â He does, but heâs not happy.
Dad is ready. Heâs got on his big boots and hunting jacket, and Pig Sticker is strapped to his belt. He spent a lot of time last night scraping it over and over against the special stone that makes it so sharp it will go through a pigâs skin like butter. He cleaned his shotgun as well; it stands waiting against the wall by the front door.
Weâre only going to be away overnight, so we have sleeping bags and tins of baked beans and spaghetti. Uncle George wants to take a load of other stuff, but Dad tells him it would weigh too much and unless heâs prepared to carry it, forget it. Iâm so excited I can hardly eat. Even so, I notice thereâs something going on between Dad and my uncle â but thatâs probably because they donât like one another much. My cousins are coming too. We have a race to see who can eat the most sausages. I win, but Uncle George says âYou got worms boy? Is that why youâre so scrawny?â I think of the puppy and being the runt, him getting rid of it, and I see that funny look on Dadâs face again.
Uncle George has two dogs he uses for hunting. We load them into the van. He calls them Jake and Chopper. Aunty told me once that theyâre his babies. Heâd hate it if anything happened to them. She stands at the door and waves goodbye. âLook after them,â she calls to Dad, but he doesnât speak or nod. I wonder if heâs even heard her, but then we turn a corner, sheâs gone and itâs too late to say anything.
We drive for a couple of hours. The rain comes down and it begins to blow. I donât care, because Dad says weather like this is good for hunting â the pigs canât smell or hear you. Weâre snug and warm in the van, but no one talks much, and the only time we laugh is when Hemi farts, loud and long. Itâs all those sausages and eggs catching up
Steven Booth, Harry Shannon