tingle all overâa tingling very unlike that in her left leg. Snap out of it. She cleared her throat. âDonât try to distract me. Your real name.â She waved her fingers at Crash. âTell me.â
âOkay.â Crash put down her plastic fork and sat up straight. âReady?â
Jill nodded.
âMy real name is Edna Myrtle Patterson.â
âUhâ¦â Jill eyed her warily, not wanting to say anything wrong in case Crash wasnât joking. âReally?â
âWhat? Itâs a perfectly good name for a nice girl from Texas,â Crash drawled. Then she couldnât keep up her serious facade any longer and burst out laughing.
Jill socked her in the shoulder. âLiar. Your name isnât really Edna Myrtleâ¦is it?â
âNo. My parents are not that cruel.â
âSo, what is it? Come on!â Jill wriggled her fingers in a gimme motion.
âKristine No-Middle-Name Patterson.â
âKristine,â Jill repeated, testing out the sound of the name. She decided she liked it. With a glance at Crashâs athletic frame and her strong jawline, she asked, âDo you go by Kris?â
Crash energetically shook her head. âNope. Iâve got enough of the lesbian stereotype going on, thank you very much.â She ruffled her short, wind-blown hair. âItâs Kristine.â
âNo middle name?â
âNo middle name,â Crash confirmed. âAfter having four boys, my parents had given up hope of ever getting a daughter, so they hadnât picked out a first name, much less a middle name for a girl. I was lucky they didnât name me Christopher, which was the name they had picked out for child number five.â
Jill laughed. âSo you have four brothers?â
âFive,â Crash said with an affectionate smile. âMy little brother, Cody, is a year younger than me.â
âWow. Five brothers.â Jill shook her head. She couldnât imagine growing up like that. âI suddenly feel like saying âIâm sorry.â Having one brother is more than enough for me.â
âNah. It wasnât that bad,â Crash said. âRaising five boys prepared my mother for having a daughter like me⦠Although she would probably say that there is no way to prepare for that, other than having good insurance.â
âSo maybe Crash is a fitting name for you after all,â Jill said with a smile. âEven if it doesnât seem to be the best nickname for a stuntwoman. I mean, who wants to be known for crashing?â
Crash shook her head. âThatâs not how I got my nickname. When I first started out in the stunt business, I did a lot of driving gags. I kind of specialized in crashing carsâon purpose, mind you.â
Jill tried to imagine having a job like that, but she couldnât wrap her head around it. Why would a reasonably sane person voluntarily risk life and limb every single day? Jill would have given anything to be healthy again, while Crash readily accepted being hurt, maybe even ending up in a wheelchair or possibly dying, every time she went to work. âHow did you get into stunts?â
âYou realize thatâs a second question, donât you? Does that mean Iâll get to ask you a second one too?â
Shit. Jillâs mother had always told her that her curiosity would be her downfall one day. It seemed sheâd been right after all. Or maybe not, because Jillâs biggest flaw wasnât her curiosityâit was her inability to back down. She sighed. âAll right.â
âIâve always been very athletic,â Crash said. âIn my family, everything revolved around sports. My father is a football coach, and my mother used to be a gymnast. I started taking Taekwondo classes when I was seven; I was into horses, and I took pretty much every sport you can think of in high school. Everyone always thought Iâd either