heavy, but he dragged it back under the table where theyâd been hiding.
Bonip had followed him out, but then he spotted another salty stick on the floor and sat down to eat it.
That stupid wipper!
Jaq cursed. He left the bird behind the post and ran out to grab Bonip, dragging him back toward the safety of the table support.
âWhatâs this?â the man giant said. âAnother rat!
Fiona!
Get the foam fumigator!â
âWhat?â Fiona called from behind the counter.
âI saw a rat scurry over there.â
âIâm on the phone, Uncle Gunther.â
âJust tell me where you left the fumigatorâthe foamy one. Hurry!â
âHold on, Iâm on the phone.â
âFiona! Find the foam fumigator!â the giant bellowed. âHey, thatâs alliteration, you know.â
Fiona appeared behind the counter. âI know what alliteration is, Uncle Gunther.â
âFiona, find the foam fumigator,â Gunther repeated. âFee-fi-fo-fum. HA!â
âYou canât use that stuff again,â Fiona said. âIt leaves a stinky film over everything. Itâll scare away the customers.â
âSo do rats!â Gunther shouted. âWhere is it?â
âYou put it on the high shelf, remember? I canât reach it.â
âFine.â Gunther disappeared from Jaqâs view.
Fiona came around the counter and got down on her hands and knees. She peered under tables and behind chairs. She was coming closer. Jaq pressed himself as flat as he could behind the pole, but she was going to find him. She would see the bright white bird and find him. He looked for a place to run, wondering if he could outrun a giant. Just as he was about to make a dash for the trash receptacle, a hand reached down and closed around him, squeezing him tight.
15
VICTORY IS A GIANT PLASTIC CHICKEN FILLED WITH GLUG
J aq felt himself raised up, up, up in the air until he was face-to-face with the girl giant. She examined him with eyes that seemed as big as his head. Jaq was sure that she was going to eat him. âYouâre back! I knew youâd come back,â she said. He felt himself turned around in her grasp. âWaitâyouâre not Plenthy.â
âEeep,â Jaq squeaked.
âYouâre younger,â she said. âAnd so skinny. Aww, youâre just a kid.â
âEeep.â
âFEE-FI-FO-FUM!â the man giant roared. âFiona! I canât find it!â Jaq felt the ground rumble as the man giant searched behind the long counter. Metal smashed against metal. Jaq shook like the number 25, which is a very cowardly number.
Fiona looked at Jaq. âWhereâs Plenthy? I was beginning to think Iâd just imagined him.â
âArp,â Jaq said. âUrp.â
âHey, relax,â Fiona said. âI wonât hurt you. Iâm just excited, I guess. When I told my mom Iâd met a tiny little alien, she said I was making it up. Like I havenât heard
that
before. And then Plenthy disappeared, and I thought,
Maybe I
am
crazy
. But youâre here now. I can show you to Mom, and then at least sheâll know I was telling the truth.â
Jaqâs head shook no while his mouth said, âNerp.â
âYouâre shaking like a leaf.â
âHome.â
âYou want to go home?â
Jaq nodded.
âWell, all right, little fella, Iâll take you to your hidey-hole. Hey, you grabbed the plastic chicken. Do you want that?â
Jaq nodded.
âI donât care if you take it. My step-uncle Gunther is the worst.â She wiped her eyes. âI hate him so much.â
Jaq pointed to the half-eaten salty stick.
âYou want some fries, too?â
Jaq nodded.
âHere, have some that havenât been on the floor.â
Jaq held his backpack open, and Fiona filled it with fries. Then she scooped up the plastic bird. Jaq was relieved that she hadnât noticed