Free Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe by Fannie Flagg Page A

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    Idgie says they are going to the picture show again Friday night, if anyone wants to go.
    Speaking of shows, the other night when I came infrom the post office, my other half was in such a hurry to get over to Birmingham and get to the picture show before the prices changed that he grabbed his coat and ran out the door with me. And then, when we got there, all he did was complain about his back hurting him so bad all through the movie. When we got home, he found out he had been in such a rush, he had forgotten to take the coat hanger out of his coat. I told him, the next time we’d pay the extra money for the ticket, because he ruined the picture for me, jerking around in his seat.
    By the way, does anybody out there want to buy a slightly used husband, cheap?
    Just kidding, Wilbur.
     … Dot Weems …

FEBRUARY 2, 1986
    When Evelyn walked in, her friend said, “Oh Evelyn, I wish you had been here ten minutes earlier. You just missed seeing my neighbor Mrs. Hartman. She came out and brought me this.” She showed Evelyn a tiny mother-in-law tongue plant in a small ceramic white cocker-spaniel pot.
    “And she brought Mrs. Otis the prettiest spider lily. I wanted you to meet her so bad, you would just love her. Her daughter’s the one that’s been watering my geraniums for me. I told her all about you …”
    Evelyn said that she was sorry she’d missed her, and gave Mrs. Threadgoode the pink cupcake she had gotten over at Waites Bakery earlier this morning.
    Mrs. Threadgoode thanked her kindly and sat there eating and admiring her planter.
    “I love a cocker spaniel, don’t you? There’s nothing in the world happier to see you than a cocker spaniel. Ruth’s and Idgie’s little boy used to have one, and every time he’d see you, he’d zigzag and bang his tail all over the place like you’d been gone for years, even if you had just been to the corner and back. Now, a kitty will act like they don’t care a thing in theworld about you. Some people are like that, you know … run from you, won’t let you love them. Idgie used to be like that.”
    Evelyn was surprised. “Really?” she said and bit into her cupcake.
    “Oh yes, honey. When she was in high school, she gave everybody fits. Most of the time she wouldn’t even go to school, and when she did, she would only wear that ratty old pair of overalls that had belonged to Buddy. But half of the time she would be off in the woods with Julian and his friends, hunting and fishing. But you know, everybody liked her. Boys and girls, colored and white alike, everybody wanted to be around Idgie. She had that big Threadgoode smile, and when she wanted to, oh, she could make you laugh! Like I said, she had Buddy’s charm …
    “But there was something about Idgie that was like a wild animal. She wouldn’t let anybody get too close to her. When she thought that somebody liked her too much, she’d just take off in the woods. She broke hearts right and left. Sipsey said she was like that because Momma had eaten wild game when she was pregnant with Idgie, and that’s what caused her to act like a heathen!
    “But when Ruth came to live with us, you never saw a change in anybody so fast in all your life.
    “Ruth was from Valdosta, Georgia, and she had come over to be in charge of all the BYO activities at Momma’s church that summer. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-one or twenty-two years old. She had light auburn hair and brown eyes with long lashes, and was so sweet and soft-spoken that people just fell in love with her on first sight. You just couldn’t help yourself, she was just one of those sweet-to-the-bone girls, and the more you knew her, the prettier she got.
    “She’d never been away from home before, and at first she was shy with everybody and a little afraid. Of course, she didn’t have any brothers or sisters. Her mother and daddy had been real old when they had her. Her daddy had been a preacher, over there in Georgia, and I