It was a muggy sort of day, the smell of soap from the dishwashing and of hot grease from the kitchen hung in streaks in the air. When the waitress leaned over to set the place for him he got a whiff of damp underclothes and armpits and talcumpowder. He looked up at her and tried to get a smile out of her. When she turned to go get him some tomatosoup he watched her square bottom moving back and forth under her black dress. There was something heavy and lecherous about the rainy eastern day.
He spooned soup into his mouth without tasting it. Before heâd finished he got up and went to the phonebooth. He didnât have to look up her number. Waiting for the call he was so nervous the sweat ran down behind his ears. When a womanâs voice answered, his own voice dried up way down in his throat. Finally he got it out: âI want to speak to Miss Humphries, please. . . . Tell her itâs Charley Anderson . . . Lieutenant Anderson.â He was still trying to clear his throat when her voice came in an intimate caressing singsong. Of course she remembered him, her voice said, too sweet of him to call her up, of course they must see each other all the time, how thrilling, sheâd just love to, but she was going out of town for the weekend, yes, a long
weekend. But wouldnât he call her up next week, no, towards the end of the week? Sheâd just adore to see him.
When he went back to his table the waitress was fussing around it. âDidnât you like your soup?â she asked him. âCheck. . . . Had to make some phonecalls.â âOh, phonecalls,â she said in a kidding voice. This time it was the waitress who was trying to get a smile out of him. âLetâs have a piece of pie and a cup of coffee,â he said, keeping his eyes on the billoffare. âThey got lovely lemonmeringue pie,â the waitress said with a kind of sigh that made him laugh. He looked up at her laughing feeling horny and outafterit again: âAll right, sweetheart, make it lemonmeringue.â
When heâd eaten the pie he paid his check and went back into the phonebooth. Some woman had been in there leaving a strong reek of perfume. He called up the Century Club to see if Ollie Taylor was in town. They said he was in Europe; then he called up the Johnsons; they were the only people left he knew. Eveline Johnsonâs voice had a deep muffled sound over the phone. When he told her his name she laughed and said, âWhy, of course weâd love to see you. Come down to dinner tonight; weâll introduce you to the new baby.â
When he got out of the subway at Astor Place it wasnât time to go to dinner yet. He asked the newsvendor which way Fifth Avenue was and walked up and down the quiet redbrick blocks. He felt stuffy from the movie heâd killed the afternoon in. When he looked at his watch it was only halfpast six. He wasnât invited to the Johnsonsâ till seven. Heâd already passed the house three times when he decided to go up the steps. Their names were scrawled out, Paul JohnsonâEveline Hutchins, on a card above the bell. He rang the bell and stood fidgeting with his necktie while he waited. Nobody answered. He was wondering if he ought to ring again when Paul Johnson came briskly down the street from Fifth Avenue with his hat on the back of his head, whistling as he walked. âWhy, hello, Anderson, where did you come from?â he asked in an embarrassed voice. He had several bags of groceries that he had to pile on his left arm before he could shake hands. âGuess I ought to congratulate you,â said Charley. Paul looked at him blankly for a moment; then he blushed. âOf course . . . the son and heir. . . . Oh, well, itâs a hostage to fortune, thatâs what they say. . . .â
Paul let him into a large bare oldfashioned room with flowing purple curtains in the windows. âJust sit
Henry James, Ann Radcliffe, J. Sheridan Le Fanu, Gertrude Atherton