filling up with that thousand-candle-power energy and I should be; in fact, I should be crackling like a catâs fur in a thunderstorm by nowâ Bloody Alicia Darke and her sinister alluring secret societiesâ¦
Rinaldi was winching the backcloth down. From here Toby could see the repairs he had made to its edge. They looked very good and they would certainly not show from the front.
Sheer terror had him by the throat now and he knew he would not be able to sing a note. And even if I do, they wonât hear me for the thunder, he thought. Oh God, this is the night I always knew would comeâitâs the night Iâm going to fail. Theyâll boo me, theyâll hate the song, theyâll give me the bird, Iâll die the death. Iâll have to live out the rest of my life in squalid obscurity, busking outside the theatres. And if they write any histories of music halls in the future, and if they include the Tarleton, theyâll say, âDuring a night in May 1914, Mr Toby Chance was jeered from the stage during a thunderstorm and disappeared into obscurityâ¦â
Oh, for pityâs sake, he said sharply to himself, youâre not Irving or Garrickâyouâre not even that shocking old ham Prospero Garrick who does monologues on Monday nights if we canât get anyone else, and is always threatening to write his memoirs. Youâre just here to sing a couple of tunes and cheer people up, and if youâre letting a bloody thunderstorm and a deliberately mysterious female get to you, then busking in the streetâs about what you deserve.
âMr Toby, youâre on ,â said Rinaldiâs frantic voice, and Toby realized that Frank had reached the end of the opening bars and was looking across to the wings.
He took a deep breath and walked forward into the lighted well of the stage. The footlights flared, hissing slightly, and the heat and lights and scents of the theatre closed round him. There was a delighted cheer from the stalls and whistles from the gallery, and the sizzling energy he had sought was suddenly there, pouring into his whole body. In that moment he loved everyone inside the Tarleton, extravagantly and indiscriminately. It was going to be all rightâthe song really was going to be the best thing he had ever written, and Frankâs music was already tripping slyly across the keys exactly as they had rehearsed, and the audience was already shouting in time to it.
Weâre almost there, thought Toby. Look at the audience nowâlook at all the audience. That was his motherâs dictum, of course: use your eyes, Flora always said. Stalls, dress circle, gallery, and donât forget the poor so-and-sos behind that pillar on the far left, because theyâve paid as wellâ¦
Iâm not forgetting a single one of them, thought Toby. Here we goâ¦
âIn the Maida Vale kitchens of the house
The maids were stirring soup and roasting grouse.
They were baking bread and cakes and boiling ham.
And the cook was feeling merry, just a-tasting of the sherry.
Making tipsy cake with sheets of sponge and sweetest strawberry jamâ¦â
Pause. Let Frank play the four bars of footstep stumbling music. Now the orchestra was coming in as they had rehearsed, and this was the verse about the butler getting frisky, having drunk the masterâs whisky, and the confusion about the sheets of sponge cake and the sheets on the cookâs bed. Had the audience picked that up? Yes, of course they had, trust a Tarleton audience for that. Toby grinned and took off his silk hat in a mock bow to the house, who shouted their appreciation, and when he sang the chorus for the second time, they roared it with him.
âSheâd just tipped up the bottle for the smallest taster
When the butler said, âLetâs have another glass.â â
The cheers were still ringing in Tobyâs ears and the music was still running in his mind when he finally