of the label, which was that of a cheap kind of brandy.
âAre you sure you should be riding?â he asked.
âCourse Iâm sure. Donât be so bloody rude.â
âI wasnât being rude. You must have had a nasty shock in that fall. Anyway, itâs difficult carrying anything with those low handlebars.â
âThat skinflint Pattel has run out of carriers.â It was part of Metaâs character to mispronounce in the English manner any foreign-sounding name. âIâdâve been all right with a bag.â
âWould you like me to carry theâ¦bottle up to the Dower House? Itâs not far.â
She stood astride her bike and brushed aside his offer with a shake of the head. âYour motherâs away for the weekend, I hear.â
âThatâs right.â
âOff with Marius for a dirtyâno. Canât really be a dirty weekend when they have one every week, can it?â
âI donât see why they canât have a dirty weekend anywhere they want to. Actually itâs Cardiff.â
âNot my idea of a place to have a sexy rendezvous, but what would I know? Iâve hardly left the village in the last twenty years.â A grievance seemed to take hold of her not very clear brain, and she brandished her bottle in his face. âReduced to buying cheap plonk because the coffers are so low. Next thing will be, Jack will want me to go out cleaning.â
âIâm sure that wonât happen.â Nobody would employ you, Alexander thought.
âI wouldnât bank on it. What we need is a nice steep interest-rate rise, so that our money makes something for us, what there is of it.â
âI expect thereâd be inflation too, so it wouldnât help in the long run.â
âBloody economist too, are you?â She bent forward to look him in the face, her bulging eyes fearsomely red. âIf youâre so bloody smart about money, you should give your mother some advice.â
âI think she gets more advice than she can stomach.â
âJack, you mean? He has her interests at heart, at least. She gets advice given her because she needs it. Any woman whoâs a mistress not a wife does need it. Tell her to get something on paper, thatâs what Jack says.â
âIâll tell her butââ
âOtherwise what will happen? Marius is a high-powered businessman. Life of tremendous stress, eh? So one day he drops down dead, and then where is she? Nowhere.â
âI think Marius hasââ
âNo good thinking. Tell him she wants to see it, thatâs what your mother should do. Otherwise sheâll have no money, no roof over her head, and a career thatâs dead in the water because she hasnât done any acting for yonks. Sheâd be a beggar. I donât give a damn, but Jack does. Tell her to get something definite in writing! Otherwise tea and sympathy is all sheâll have, and not a great deal of the latter.â
She hitched herself on to the saddle and rode off, turning at the next corner in the direction of the Dower House. Alexander walked on slowly, expecting to hear another crash, but Meta seemed to have negotiated the last part of her journey successfully. Over the rest of the mile-long walk home he pondered what Meta had said. He felt that, granted it had come from a drunken old harridan with a vicious streak to her, it had not been bad advice at all. Alexander did not hate Marius, but neither did he love him in the way Caroline had convinced herself both her children did. His mother was also sure she was something more than just one in a long line of Mariusâs mistresses. Without a doubt, words had been uttered that had convinced her that he had done, or would do, something that would give her special status a financial basis. OK then, let it be something not so lavish as to seriously damage his wifeâs or his childrenâs position, but something
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