to my stomach. Working on less than two hours of sleepâbleh! Any reasonable person would have called in sick, but Mrs. McCrery lives for my visits and I couldnât bring myself to disappoint her. One time I skipped a Saturday because of a dance recital and the old woman tried to break out of the nursing home to come find me, convinced Iâd been in a deadly car accident. Thatâs what happened to her real-life granddaughter Kelly. It took three days and a special Tuesday visit from me to reassure her I was still alive and kicking. So no matter what else is going on in my life, I have to see Mrs. McCrery.
âNow, where were we?â I ask, flipping the pages of the romance novel Iâd brought to read to her. When I first met Mrs. McCrery, the woman liked nothing but long historical epics, which bored me to tears. So now I try to mix it up a bitâbroaden her literary horizons, so to speak. Like today; weâre reading this way cool action romance about vampires, werewolves, and robots, all living in futuristic LA. And sheâs totally digging it. Which goes to show, old people can be way cooler than most people assume.
âThe good part,â Mrs. McCrery crows, clapping her wrinkled hands together. I stifle a groan. By the good part, she means the sex scene. Sometimes I try to skip over thoseâkind of embarrassing to read out loud to a woman who could be your great-grandmotherâbut theyâre her favorite part. And since Iâve already fallen asleep on the job, I figure I should probably indulge her this time.
âHe leaned in to caress her delicateââ
âDo you have a beau, Dawn, dearie?â
I put a finger in the book to hold its place, happy to put the sex-scene reading aside. Evidently Mrs. McCrery has picked up on my just-been-kissed afterglow. Iâm not surprised. Even in my exhaustion, I feel Iâm radiating nuclear-powered love vibes.
âIâm kind of seeing a guy named Sean,â I admit, fiddling with the end of my braid, a soppy smile accompanying my admission.
âSean. Such a nice Irish name,â Mrs. McCrery says with a sigh. âWhatâs his family name?â
Hmm. Actually, I have no idea. Weird. I mean, on one hand I feel like this guy is my soul mate, and on the other, I hardly know anything about him. Where does he live? Whatâs his family like? Whenâs his birthday? The only things I know are that 1) he wants to be a professional skater and go to college, and 2) heâs an amazing kisser.
Luckily, with Mrs. McCrery, if you ignore her question for about two minutes, she forgets sheâs asked it. Which is very helpful, since she tends to ask some pretty embarrassing questions. But while this time she does forget, she also has a follow-up to her initial query.
âWhat do your parents think?â she asks pointedly. Hmm. Sometimes she can be awfully keen for an old lady.
âThey havenât met him yet,â I admit. âBut Iâm sure theyâll love him when they do.â
Yeah, right. The Evil Ones will take one look at Seanâs scruffy skater appearance and start sending out wedding invitations. Not! Theyâre so pigheaded theyâll never give him even the slightest chance to prove heâs a good guy.
Meh. The more I think about it, the more I realize how much this whole thing sucks.
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âDawn, may I see you after class?â
A heavy weight plunges to the pit of my stomach at my Chemistry teacher, Sister Mary Anneâs, words. The bell rings and all the other carefree, not-in-trouble students file out of the classroom and I, instead, must approach the front of the room. Not good.
Itâs Monday, and Iâm still exhausted from Friday nightâs adventure. After visiting with Mrs. McCrery Saturday morning, I went straight to my gymnastics meet. I performed horribly. Even fell off the balance beam while doing the simplest turn. My coach was not