want your dad to come back, which canât happen if this guyâs in the pictureââ
âOlive, Iâve told you, my parents are not getting back together. This isnât some happily-ever-after Disney movieââ
âBut if you actually start to like Robertââ
âHis name is Slick,â I remind her. Iâve named him Slick, as in oil slick, because he works for an oil company. And because heâs greasy.
âOkay, Slick ââ Olive smirks. âIf you start to like Slick, youâd be saying that, yes, things have changed. Life is never going to return to what it was.â
âHeâs smarmy and ugly, and his feet turn out when he walks,â I say. âAnd heâs always happy, or fake happy. Thereâs nothing complicated about it. I hate him.â
I hold back from saying I hate her too. At that moment, I do hate Olive. And her dad.
But Iâm saved from this stupid discussion because we arrive at the supermarket. The parking lot is crazy lively. Itâs decorated with balloons, and a not-terrible band is playing on a makeshift stage.
âCustomer appreciation day,â explains an employee as she hands us slabs of white cake on flimsy paper plates. âA day that we appreciate you, our customers.â
âWow,â Olive and I say in unison. It is like being anointed as royal customers.
We perch on one of those concrete slugs that divide up parking lots. With plates balanced on our knees, we watch the band. The lead singer is a dude my momâs age with strings of hair dangling from the shores of a bald spot. He shakes his head, sending a shower of sweat our way.
âUgh! It landed in your cake!â I cry in mock horror. With queenly poise, Olive delicately works her plastic fork around the area we call the Rock Star Sweat Spot. That gets us laughing until we lean against each other, gasping for breath.
Chapter Three
â Za ? Thatâs a word?â Mom looks doubtful, one shaggy eyebrow raised.
âZa. As in piz-za,â I say. âA round thing covered with melted cheese?â
âIâll look it up! Iâll look it up!â Silas yells. He starts thumbing the Scrabble dictionary as he jumps on my momâs double bed.
âMore tea, dear ladies?â Leland asks, bowing with a tea towel over one arm.
When Mom and I play Scrabble, Silas is Dictionary Boy and Leland is Tea Boy. Leland pours half the tea onto the table rather than in our cups, but at least Mom and I get to play.
âWith the z on triple letter score for thirty points,â I sweetly point out.
âI know, I know.â
âBut I count the thirty points twice because, going down, the z turns your it into zit . Letâs see now, thirty plus thirtyâ¦â
âOkay, okay .â Mom laughs.
âArenât you impressed by my intelligence?â
âNo,â Mom says. âIâm not. Because the very first time I looked at wrinkled, red-faced, screaming you, I thought, âGoodness, this is a smart one.ââ
âYeah, right,â I mumble.
âYeah. Right .â Mom watches me. Finally I nod, and sheâs satisfied that I believe her.
âHello?â a voice calls from downstairs. Itâs Rachael, the boysâ viola-playing, hot-chocolate-making babysitter. Usually I babysit the boys, but Momâs been going out so much lately, Iâm fed up with looking after them.
âWeâll be right down!â Mom sings. âIf I can still walk. Liza has crushed me at Scrabble again.
âYou know,â she tells me, âit fills me with joy when my children do something better than I can.â Then she looks at the clock by the bed, cries, âOh, goodness!â and yanks her closet door open. âClean up the game, will you? Iâve got to dress.â
Minutes later, Slick is at the door. Silas and Leland pelt him with marshmallows, which is great. I urge them on,