thing in my vision, so I donât see the guy walking along the sidewalk on the other side of the street until Iâm already pulling the pool behind me, gasping for breath.
âHey!â he shouts. âPranksters! Thatâs stealing!â
âMason!â I shout, like he can do something about this. Why didnât he warn me? He was lookout!
Masonâs running toward me, swearing. âSorry J, didnât see him.â He grabs the other side of the half-inflated pool and we run around the corner store.
Chilkoâs still wheezing beside the empty milk crates, and we both hold our breath until we get the pool behind the garage door.
One minute. Two. No knocking, no more shouting. The man must have kept walking.
âYou think heâll call the cops?â I ask. It seems like everything that happens to me when Iâm out roaming involves the police.
Mason pants and wipes his face. âNah. He didnât see us come in here.â
Since he messed up the whole lookout thing, I donât completely trust Masonâs opinion, but we wrestle the pool out the door again and Mason goes to get the can opener.
Chilko does not like being washed with tomato juice.He stands in the pool without struggling too much, but the whole time I pour juice over him, trying not to gag, he howls. He howls in this moaning way thatâs like someone died. Mason tries to make him feel better by talking to him about getting dry and not smelling like skunk, but he just keeps howling.
I use the empty can to scoop up more juice and pour it over Chilkoâs head. He flattens his ears and then shakes all the juice over me and Mason and the back wall of the corner store.
âHey, man â Iâve got to clean this up. Thatâs not cool.â Mason goes to find a towel.
âJust wait a little longer,â I gasp. âSoon youâll stink like tomatoes and not skunk.â The smell is still really bad and I have a feeling this isnât working. Maybe we need more juice. Maybe heâs supposed to soak in it. I donât think heâll lie down in the pool for a lifetime of dog treats.
Mason comes back with some paper towel and starts wiping the wall down. âHe still reeks,â he says, coughing.
âI donât think it worked,â I say. âWhat am I going to do?â
âUh, go home? Confess? So you were out after bedtime â all kids get in trouble at some point.â Mason shrugs. âI got my first grounded-for-life when I was thirteen.â
âYou donât understand ââ
I donât get to finish my sentence because right then a car pulls up to the back of the corner store. My heart stops. I drop the can and look for a good exit. Chilko quits howling and shakes again, spraying us. Thereâs no escape. I fly behind a pile of boxes. Mason sees me and grimaces. I send him âIâm not hereâ messages in my head. I just hope heâll cover for me.
A woman gets out of the car. âMason Kreeley, what inblazes are you doing?â she shouts. Her arms fly up as she yells. She wears a dressing gown and a really angry expression.
Mason grabs Chilkoâs collar, gagging at the stench. âDonât flip out. I was only trying to help,â he stutters.
âOh, you better have a good explanation for this!â The woman stares at the tomato-spattered walls and ground and the kiddie pool and the stinky dog.
âThis is Chilko,â Mason says. âHe needed help.â
The woman splutters and waves her arms again. âThatâs Mrs. Johnsonâs play pool. Why is it here, with a dog in it?â
Mason winces. âWe â I just â he got sprayed by a skunk.â
The woman rolls her eyes. âYeah, I got that much from the odour.â
âHe was pretty messed up. I had to help.â
The woman shakes her head. âMason, youâre too old to smack around, but believe me, if