used to the idea that Melanie lived here â but she just opened it up and went right on in. There was a vestibule and then we were in this massive entrance hall with a floor of tiles or something, I donât know, and stretching away to the right and left were reception rooms that looked like they were out of a museum, because they were filled with antique furniture and paintings and big tapestries hanging on the walls. In front of us was a huge staircase that split in two different directions half way up. But Melanie went straight ahead, through a little door beside the staircase.
âI think this is where youâll be,â she said. âIt looks like itâs all made up.â
âWhat timeâs Inspection?â I asked, cracking jokes to cover how nervous I really felt. The thing was, this wasnât a bedroom I was sleeping in, this was a suite. There was a bedroom, sure, but there was also a little sitting room and a bathroom. The shower, for some reason, was off the bedroom, separate from the bathroom. âWhere do I ring for Room Service?â I asked her. I wouldnât have been surprised to be shown a bell above the bed.
âCome on, leave your stuff here,â Mel said, âand come and see my room.â
âOh good, yeah, Iâll need to know where that is,â I smirked.
âDonât be disgusting,â she said, wrinkling her nose at me.
We went up the main staircase and along a corridor. What got me was that everything was so perfect. You just knew that every room was going to be laid out like it was a work of art â there wasnât going to be some old junk room, filled with rubbish, or a rumpus room with toys and pyjamas scattered all over it. âHow can you actually live in a place like this?â I wondered, but not out loud. I was beginning to understand Melanie a bit better. Melâs room was good though, the only one in the place that I would have felt comfortable with. It wasnât anything special, I mean, not something out of Vogue Living ; it was just a messy kind of kidâs room, with stuff stuck on the walls and a patchwork quilt and a big black stuffed gorilla and a fantastic view across the gardens to the city.
âIâll bet they shut the door when they bring visitors through this part of the house,â I said, trying to flop down in an armchair that wasnât really made for flopping down in.
âYou better believe it,â said Mel.
I jumped up and started looking at what she had on the walls. There were some pictures of wind-surfers, a drawing of a âSmileâ face, a banner with a statement on it that sheâd written out from somewhere: âWHATEVER YOU CAN DO, OR DREAM YOU CAN, BEGIN IT. BOLDNESS HAS GENIUS, POWER AND MAGIC IN IT.â There was a newspaper picture of some sleeping bats, a photo of a woman rock-climber hanging out over nothing, a calendar, a Do Not Disturb sign, a cartoon of a man trying to hide a hole in a wall by putting a bigger hole over the top of it, another saying: âALWAYS BE TRUE TO YOUR TEETH AND THEYâLL NEVER BE FALSE TO YOUâ, and a whole lot of photos.
I took a good long look at the photos, despite Melanie getting all embarrassed. There were a couple of old ones from her last school, Ainsworth â class photos and sports teams. It was easy to pick Mel; she was the only kid in year three with a punk haircut. Then there were some family shots, and some taken of her and her friends up at the snow, and finally a stunning large photo of her diving: a beautiful colour shot that caught her in mid-air.
âWho took that?â
âMy mother . . . sheâs a photographer.â
âWhat does your father do?â
âUh, runs department stores or something . . . â
âOh, right, yeah, should have guessed.â
âTheyâll be back in about an hour,â she added, looking out the window.
âWhat are we going to do